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The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
#11
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
Hey, look. I flushed the catholic pervert protector out of his layer.

Fuck any altar boys lately?


Drippy, what you know about archaeology could be written on a postage stamp.

What you know about the bible is unimportant in the extreme. It remains ancient shit.
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#12
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
(February 4, 2014 at 6:52 pm)Drich Wrote: This has got to be the dumbest thing you have posted and backed on this message board hands down, bar none period.

There is a huge flaw with your theory. Your theory because you posted it.

Anyone care to guess what it is before I state the blantly obvious?

No, no. Give it to me straight. Just how blant was Min's mistake this time? Let me guess: once again he has confused the scholarship relating to the bible with whatever magic you all make of it?
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#13
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
(February 4, 2014 at 7:39 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Who mentioned "God"? This is about the bible.

Thank you for the distinction. It's an important one to make.
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#14
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
Well it does mesh with another biblical line which xtians try to ignore...the old "Ur of the Chaldees" as a home base for the alleged Abraham. The Chaldeans did enter the region in the 10th century BC which is fairly well in keeping with the later bullshit story of the caravan trade which is told by the camel bones.

I'm sure that when Drippy comes back...and like the common cold he always does...he'll be spouting some useless bible bullshit as always. There is no teaching that dog any new tricks. He'd be better off licking his balls.
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#15
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
(February 4, 2014 at 6:52 pm)Drich Wrote: This has got to be the dumbest thing you have posted and backed on this message board hands down, bar none period.

There is a huge flaw with your theory. Your theory because you posted it.

Anyone care to guess what it is before I state the blantly obvious?

I'm guessing it's the fact that camelsaurs died in the flood or something.
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#16
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When was "the land of Israel" as per the article first established?

(Hint it wasn't till after the time of the forefathers of the Jews.) so why would their be camels in the 'land of Israel?' At the time of Abraham? this was well before the Jews.

Ooops..

Now ask where did Abraham Isaac Joseph and everyone else mentioned live? Answer: Canaan. I know what your thinking, that is a massive track of land, so where did they live specifically? On the southern end boarding Egyptian territories. How do we know this? The bible tells us so. It's a trek (desert, not star) to Egypt but all of their primary interactions (especially Joseph and every generation after him till Moses some 500 to 800 years later) happened in or around Egypt.

Now the question becomes did Egypt have camels then?

According to the evidence isocard (international society of camelid research and development) has compiled they did.
http://www.isocard.org/e_Library/Proceed..._01_23.pdf

"The proposed time of camel entry into Egypt after its domestication in Arabia was found between 2500 and 1400 B.C. Evidences from excavation findings, archaeological records and rock engravings beginning from prehistoric time till Roman time, in which camels were certainly known, were reported in this study. Representative photos, diagrams and tables were used to support the findings of this study."

And most scholars put Abraham in or around northern Egypt/ southern Canaan 2000 to 1600 BC.

Ooooooops

Now at the time of the exodus, 5 to 8 hundred years after Joseph. the Egyptians wanted the Jews to leave so badly they let them have whatever they wanted. (They just lost all of their first born while the Jews did not) Now if you got to pillage your way through down town and take what ever you wanted just before you marched off into the desert, would you leave the camels behind?

Oooooooooooooooooooopss.

I know your going to worm and try to squirm out of this, just know when you do your going to have to ignore real evidence for conjecture and speculation.
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#17
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
(February 4, 2014 at 6:00 pm)ronedee Wrote:
(February 4, 2014 at 5:24 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Put another way...the bible ain't worth camel shit.

LOL!

So, its come to this.... an ass using camels to refute God's word?

You will be glad to know that you are referenced more than 400 times in the bible. And your ancestors were the common domestic beasts of burden while camels were primarily used for "desert runs".

But ....it is easier for a camel to fit through a needle eye than for you to get to heaven! Go figure....Hee Haw!!ROFLOL


Hey fuck you up. At least science can support its ideas externally. What's the bible Got. Care for example to explain why 3 different writers of exodus gave statically different versions of what hapened
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#18
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Quote:And most scholars put Abraham in or around northern Egypt/ southern Canaan 2000 to 1600 BC.

Really Drich? Really? You're going to move Ur now?

Not that I give a flying fuck but:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ur - says its in Iraq.

https://www.lds.org/ensign/1991/07/resea...m?lang=eng - Northwestern Turkey / Southern Syria

http://www.tribulationhoax.com/abraham.html - Iraq (I think)

http://www.jewishpress.com/news/archaeol...013/04/05/ - Iraq

Those were the first 4 references to the google search "Where was the land of Ur where Abraham came from?"

Nobody is putting it anywhere near Egypt.

Everyone seems to agree he went to Haran (which is in Iraq) and was heading in the direction of modern day Israel.

You can't invent your way out of this one.
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#19
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
Iraq has many religious sites. All three Abrahamic religions have religious link to Iraq.

So, yes, if you believe the god of Abraham, you are worshiping the same god as an modern day Iraqi.
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#20
RE: The Bible Takes It Up The Ass, Again!
(February 4, 2014 at 7:45 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Hey, look. I flushed the catholic pervert protector out of his layer.

Fuck any altar boys lately?


Drippy, what you know about archaeology could be written on a postage stamp.

What you know about the bible is unimportant in the extreme. It remains ancient shit.

Ah, c'Mon. This is a thread about archaeology. "fuck any alter boys recently" isn't anywhere close to relevant to the matter at hand, that's just pure ad hom.

You're better than that.
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