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I'm not leaving until I convert someone.

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I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
Mr. Moncrieff Offline
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#181
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 5:14 pm
Has he converted someone yet?

FFS.
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 5:47 pm (This post was last modified: February 28, 2014 at 5:49 pm by Manowar.)
No! he has not converted anyone!! I think his parents put him up to this so he can get into heaven.

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#183
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 6:22 pm
I think the last outreach thread is more current
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#184
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 6:29 pm
Quote: When atheists shout an explictive, they say "Oh my god!

I usually shout "Oh, Shitfuck." Let's see what 'dad' makes of that.
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#185
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 6:39 pm
I'm rather fond of "Jesus Titty Fucking Christ" myself.
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#186
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 6:40 pm
(February 28, 2014 at 6:29 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote: When atheists shout an explictive, they say "Oh my god!

I usually shout "Oh, Shitfuck." Let's see what 'dad' makes of that.

I use the word "frell" a lot for that sort of thing.
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#187
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 6:41 pm
(February 28, 2014 at 6:40 pm)Fromper Wrote: I use the word "frell" a lot for that sort of thing.
Farscape fan?

I use "frack" in front of girls for sexy geek points.
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#188
I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 7:22 pm
(February 28, 2014 at 6:41 pm)futilethewinds Wrote:
(February 28, 2014 at 6:40 pm)Fromper Wrote: I use the word "frell" a lot for that sort of thing.
Farscape fan?

I use "frack" in front of girls for sexy geek points.

This.
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RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 7:27 pm
I say, "fuckalongadingdonginhongkong"
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#190
RE: I'm not leaving until I convert someone.
February 28, 2014 at 9:39 pm
(February 27, 2014 at 7:07 pm)JesusLover1 Wrote: Atheism:
The belief that there was nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then magically exploded creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs.
Makes perfect sense.

Oh! But a magical uncreated sky warlock who twinkled his nose and with sparkley magic created "nothing and nothing happened to nothing and then magically exploded creating everything and then a bunch of everything magically rearranged itself for no reason what so ever into self-replicating bits which then turned into dinosaurs" makes perfect sense to you... Geeze Louize!
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