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One final attempt to get one over on you.

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One final attempt to get one over on you.
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RE: One final attempt to get one over on you.
March 1, 2014 at 6:38 pm (This post was last modified: March 1, 2014 at 6:39 pm by Violet.)
(March 1, 2014 at 6:28 pm)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: I'm assuming it was a little sore to begin with though...?

Tongue

Perhaps... but it sure didn't hurt for long.
(March 1, 2014 at 6:31 pm)Chad32 Wrote: You're perfect? Then die for me.

* Violet giggles.

You amuse me, human. If you will fetch me a Hiranya and play with me, I might just invite you to join the rest of Roppongi's people. We have a lot of fun together Tiger
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RE: One final attempt to get one over on you.
March 1, 2014 at 6:44 pm
(March 1, 2014 at 2:15 pm)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: It's not sex if a priest initiates it...

I read that as "if a priest inflates it". Now I seek repentance for my obviously and deliciously warped mind.
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RE: One final attempt to get one over on you.
March 1, 2014 at 6:46 pm
I'm glad you found that funny.

I would love to, because I think you're pretty cool. Though I'm not sure I'd be able to come back if I went somewhere with you.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."

10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50

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RE: One final attempt to get one over on you.
March 1, 2014 at 6:46 pm (This post was last modified: March 1, 2014 at 6:47 pm by Mr. Moncrieff.)
(March 1, 2014 at 6:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote:
(March 1, 2014 at 2:15 pm)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote: It's not sex if a priest initiates it...

I read that as "if a priest inflates it". Now I seek repentance for my obviously and deliciously warped mind.

ROFLOL

They don't wear condoms...that's IMMORAL!!! Undecided
(March 1, 2014 at 6:46 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I'm glad you found that funny.

I would love to, because I think you're pretty cool. Though I'm not sure I'd be able to come back if I went somewhere with you.

How sweet.

What a lovely statement.

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RE: One final attempt to get one over on you.
March 1, 2014 at 6:56 pm
(March 1, 2014 at 6:46 pm)Chad32 Wrote: I'm glad you found that funny.

I would love to, because I think you're pretty cool. Though I'm not sure I'd be able to come back if I went somewhere with you.

There are varying opinions on the matter.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6ApPZWj05U8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LLbVI44FA6Q

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But you know what? I don't think it really matters.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P5iZE6-a9jU
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RE: One final attempt to get one over on you.
March 1, 2014 at 10:53 pm
(March 1, 2014 at 6:25 pm)Mr. Moncrieff Wrote:
(March 1, 2014 at 6:24 pm)Alice Wrote: Fucking marry me.

I'm perfect. Smile

I already have my queen...Shy

Would that by any chance be a .. dancing queen? (Cue Brian.)
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