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Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant

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Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant
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RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant
March 23, 2014 at 1:33 pm
All I want to know is did the bitch give good head and did they have glory holes back then?
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RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant
March 23, 2014 at 1:34 pm
To think that a whore started it all...
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RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant
March 23, 2014 at 4:14 pm (This post was last modified: March 23, 2014 at 4:17 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
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RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant
March 23, 2014 at 4:16 pm
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RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant
March 23, 2014 at 4:18 pm (This post was last modified: March 23, 2014 at 4:25 pm by *Deidre*.)
Something you might want to look into TC, is that prior to the time of Jesus' birth, it was not an uncommon tale that 'the gods' impregnated mortals. It was a widely accepted legend during that time period. Christianity wasn't the first religion to come up with that notion. I don't believe the NT played out like it reads, I think the whole Virgin birth conconction was invented long after Jesus' death in order to have Christianity be both this mysterious and powerful religion. (it is still the dominant religion, worldwide)

It also built a shrine around the notion of chastity elevating ''virgins'' above others. Which is why the Catholic Church is quite fucked up, because it preaches that sex is not a natural thing, but rather a sinful thing. (outside of marriage, and only if it is ''ordered'' towards procreation)

Aside from the absurdity of an immortal being ''making himself'' mortal...lol
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RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant
March 23, 2014 at 4:18 pm (This post was last modified: March 23, 2014 at 4:19 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
(March 23, 2014 at 4:16 pm)truthBtold Wrote:
(March 23, 2014 at 4:14 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote: Angel Cloud

Il give her the seed of life right in her eye...

Get the behind me SatanDevil

But I do have to admit, I'd like to see what that would look like.
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RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant
March 23, 2014 at 4:20 pm
(March 23, 2014 at 4:18 pm)Thunder Cunt Wrote:
(March 23, 2014 at 4:16 pm)truthBtold Wrote: Il give her the seed of life right in her eye...

Get the behind me SatanDevil

But I do have to admit, I'd like to see what that would look like.

It would be her left eye.. cause she aint right..
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RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant
March 23, 2014 at 4:22 pm (This post was last modified: March 23, 2014 at 4:27 pm by Phatt Matt s.)
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RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant
March 23, 2014 at 4:24 pm
(March 23, 2014 at 12:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Long ago, I had a college prof who commented " it wasn't the finger of god that touched her!"

Wise man.

why, whatever did he mean ........ ?
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RE: Virgin Mary, Ark of the Covenant
March 23, 2014 at 4:29 pm
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