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Holy Shit Folks...
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Holy Shit Folks...
April 19, 2014 at 7:29 pm (This post was last modified: April 19, 2014 at 7:29 pm by Bob Kelso.)
"Crucify Me!", these Filipino whack jobs actually crucifying themselves.

The boundless insanity dwelling within theists never ceases to amaze me.
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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April 19, 2014 at 7:31 pm
They should use a nail gun. Fucker would never have gotten off.
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April 19, 2014 at 7:32 pm
Taking batshit crazy to a whole new level, they are.
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RE: Holy Shit Folks...
April 19, 2014 at 7:33 pm
(April 19, 2014 at 7:31 pm)Minimalist Wrote: They should use a nail gun. Fucker would never have gotten off.

I concur. Big Grin

You know, I thought the Romans nailed through the wrists, not the hands.
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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RE: Holy Shit Folks...
April 19, 2014 at 7:34 pm
That's a little more intense than 'Billy the Fridge' sitting on a Westboro Baptist spokesman's face.
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RE: Holy Shit Folks...
April 19, 2014 at 7:45 pm
"I hope God will see my sacrifice and take good care of my family."

This is so sad
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April 20, 2014 at 9:47 am
Torture Porn is weird.
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April 20, 2014 at 10:53 am
Maybe if they let me decide who gets nailed we'd like the results a tad better.


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April 21, 2014 at 10:39 am
(April 19, 2014 at 7:45 pm)Losty Wrote: "I hope God will see my sacrifice and take good care of my family."

It is a typical dangerous Islamic ideology. It does not surprise me that other theists would also employ the martyr delusion into their beliefs.
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April 21, 2014 at 10:42 am
(April 21, 2014 at 10:39 am)Kitanetos Wrote:
(April 19, 2014 at 7:45 pm)Losty Wrote: "I hope God will see my sacrifice and take good care of my family."

It is a typical dangerous Islamic ideology. It does not surprise me that other theists would also employ the martyr delusion into their beliefs.
I don't know why, but I just find it to be really really sad that this man is going through a horrible traumatic pain and he has been lead to believe that some almighty being will, in return, bless his family.
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