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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
#61
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 9:09 am)max-greece Wrote:
Quote:this time will be fire. get in the ark!

Erm......the ark?

A wooden boat? In a fire? Are you fucknuts or what?

You forgot; Christians don't believe in science. So the fire couldn't possibly burn through a wooden boat.
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#62
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Anyway, I plan to be in an iron chariot. God can't touch me.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#63
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
If the big guy is bringing in fire, I bring forth my whitewalker army.

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#64
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 8:06 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 11:11 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: And religion is responsible for the lions share of it. Good thing it's dying out.

"religion" and born again Christ followers are very different

How so, Rev? How is your set of rigorous, ritualistic beliefs in a deity and an afterlife not religion?

And, moreover, are you saying that your particular brand of belief is not responsible for evil in this world? A lot of it?
"There remain four irreducible objections to religious faith: that it wholly misrepresents the origins of man and the cosmos, that because of this original error it manages to combine the maximum servility with the maximum of solipsism, that it is both the result and the cause of dangerous sexual repression, and that it is ultimately grounded on wish-thinking." ~Christopher Hitchens, god is not Great

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#65
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
“Religion“ is the set of fanfic, merchandising and fancy costume conventions attended by the “followers“ who are the set of people who invent the first set. Without either one, the other could not exist.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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#66
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 10:59 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: you don't want to face reality without a blanky.
(partial quote)

Who would? Blankies are awesome!
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#67
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 10:27 am)Stimbo Wrote: “Religion“ is the set of fanfic, merchandising and fancy costume conventions attended by the “followers“ who are the set of people who invent the first set. Without either one, the other could not exist.

Hiya Stimbo,
How ya doing?

(June 12, 2014 at 9:09 am)max-greece Wrote:
Quote:this time will be fire. get in the ark!

Erm......the ark?

A wooden boat? In a fire? Are you fucknuts or what?

The ark is a picture of Christ. I wish, if I could, grab you'll by the wrist and drag you into the ark and save you from the coming destruction, but I can't. All I can do is plead you enter before the door closes.
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#68
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
I've got an impersonation. See if you can guess who:

How ya doing, nonbelievers? I'm so happy to have all the answers to everything. Come to find out, having all the answers is pretty much the same thing as being happy. So who here is going buy my magic elixir? All you have to do is turn the steering wheel over to god and jump in the back seat. I know y'all think you're smart. Hell you probably are. (How would I know, God's driving for me.) But smart ain't happy. Time to get your happy back.
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#69
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Mark 13:32
"But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father."

Or are you confused about your own belief system? Oh...Wait I forgot the bible specified that as well:
1 Corinthians 14:33
"For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints."

Except if you count all the contradictions in the bible...then none of these two verses would actually make sense, but then again who is counting.
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#70
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 10:51 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 10:27 am)Stimbo Wrote: “Religion“ is the set of fanfic, merchandising and fancy costume conventions attended by the “followers“ who are the set of people who invent the first set. Without either one, the other could not exist.

Hiya Stimbo,
How ya doing?

(June 12, 2014 at 9:09 am)max-greece Wrote: Erm......the ark?

A wooden boat? In a fire? Are you fucknuts or what?

The ark is a picture of Christ. I wish, if I could, grab you'll by the wrist and drag you into the ark and save you from the coming destruction, but I can't. All I can do is plead you enter before the door closes.

Dude, give it up. I can clearly see through you.
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