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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
#91
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 11:13 am)dreenbmp Wrote: Mark 13:32
"But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father."

Or are you confused about your own belief system? Oh...Wait I forgot the bible specified that as well:
1 Corinthians 14:33
"For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints."

Except if you count all the contradictions in the bible...then none of these two verses would actually make sense, but then again who is counting.

Wow, talk about taking things out of context. In Mark Jesus is talking about His second coming, in I Cor Paul is talking about church order. Just because Jesus said no one knows the exact day or hour He did use the parable of the fig tree to show we can know the season.

(June 12, 2014 at 12:35 pm)One Above All Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 8:16 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Rev 6:1 Now I watched when the Lamb opened one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures say with a voice like thunder, "Come!"
Rev 6:2 And I looked, and behold, a white horse! And its rider had a bow, and a crown was given to him, and he came out conquering, and to conquer.
Rev 6:3 When he opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, "Come!"
Rev 6:4 And out came another horse, bright red. Its rider was permitted to take peace from the earth, so that people should slay one another, and he was given a great sword.
Rev 6:5 When he opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" And I looked, and behold, a black horse! And its rider had a pair of scales in his hand.
Rev 6:6 And I heard what seemed to be a voice in the midst of the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a denarius, and three quarts of barley for a denarius, and do not harm the oil and wine!"
Rev 6:7 When he opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come!"
Rev 6:8 And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider's name was Death, and Hades followed him. And they were given authority over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by wild beasts of the earth.

Thanks. As usual, Death is the most badass of the Horsemen. I guess the Bible's good for something after all, aside from toilet paper, burning, target practice, and other destructive ends.

When it comes to pass I hope you survived and your view of the Holy Scriptures lead to your salvation.

(June 12, 2014 at 3:41 pm)RobbyPants Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 12:33 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Just a query, though. In what way am I deceived, and who (if anyone) has been doing the deceiving? To what purpose?

Presumably, you're deceived by The Deceiver. Rev can tell, because you don't buy into the exact same non-falsifiable belief system that he does.

That's what The Deceiver does: he makes it so people don't believe one very specific non-falsifiable belief. He doesn't care about the other infinite number of similar beliefs. He's sneaky like that. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing Christians he has phenomenal cosmic powers, as evidence by how they started writing about him in the New Testament.

I would say Satan is the second most intelligent force in the universe. Way more clever and intelligent then we. He deceives the whole world in rejecting the Truth. Obviously, he easily accomplished his goal on this board.
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#92
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Rev, how do you know god is the good guy and satan is the bad guy?
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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#93
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 11:22 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: Rev, how do you know god is the good guy and satan is the bad guy?

This is what Jesus said of him...
Joh_8:44 You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

(June 12, 2014 at 11:15 am)Irrational Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 10:51 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Hiya Stimbo,
How ya doing?


The ark is a picture of Christ. I wish, if I could, grab you'll by the wrist and drag you into the ark and save you from the coming destruction, but I can't. All I can do is plead you enter before the door closes.

Dude, give it up. I can clearly see through you.

Then you must possess supernatural powers
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#94
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
So you believe god is the good guy and satan is the bad guy because....god said so?

In North Korea, King jun un is seen as a godking by many of the civilians. I'm sure he claims that he is a good guy and the rest of the world are the bad guys.

But is he the good guy simply because he says he is?

Is he good at all in reality?

Do you see my point?
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain

'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House

“Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom

"If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech
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#95
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 11:31 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote: So you believe god is the good guy and satan is the bad guy because....god said so?

In North Korea, King jun un is seen as a godking by many of the civilians. I'm sure he claims that he is a good guy and the rest of the world are the bad guys.

But is he the good guy simply because he says he is?

Is he good at all in reality?

Do you see my point?

God never lies, it in not in His Character to lie. God is love. Jesus is the Way, THE TRUTH, and the Life. Satan has been wicked from when pride was found in his heart.

(June 12, 2014 at 8:25 am)Creed of Heresy Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 7:17 am)professor Wrote: Boru, you got that a little askew.
He said He would never again destroy the earth with WATER.

So is he going to destroy it with fire?

Well, all astronomic models show that we're not in immediate danger of being smacked by a piece of fuckhuge apocalyptic space-dirt, and if it were to come to pass that it is guaranteed that we're going to be sometime soon, I'm pretty sure our most brilliant scientists would be able to devise a method of diverting it. Wouldn't be cheap or easy but with guys like Neil deGrasse Tyson running amok, I'm pretty sure we'd overcome such an obstacle.

Besides, the world's not NEARLY as bad as it was, say...70 years ago?

Jesus walked on water and God destroyed a couple cities with his fire and brimstone, cities whose populations numbered ~2000 people.

Mankind invented something that could let us do this to our own cities.

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Could. And we did.

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Twice.

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First time killed over a hundred thousand human beings. Second time killed another thirty-five thousand.

Those two bombs were the weakest of that class of weapons that we've built. Nowadays...

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The weapon in the second image in this post had the power to hit with the force of 21 kilotons (that's 21,000 tons) of TNT. That nuke that sits upon the Minuteman ICBM there?

The force of its explosion is that of 350 kilotons (350,000 tons) of TNT. And that missile can load three at a time. One missile can deliver over a megaton (one million tons) of explosive force. That is not even taking into consideration the sheer heat that such an explosion would cause.

Man is a much more terrifying entity than god. If the god of the bible existed, he would look upon mankind...

And then he would shit himself in terror.

If you think God is scared of man that is laughable. When Jesus returns what are evil men gonna do, shoot a nuclear bomb at Him? That is a joke. Spit Coffee
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#96
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 11:54 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: God never lies, it in not in His Character to lie. God is love. Jesus is the Way, THE TRUTH, and the Life. Satan has been wicked from when pride was found in his heart.

Unless god was lying when he said he never lies. How would you know if he did? You're just assuming he's not lying because that's what you want to be true.

Quote:If you think God is scared of man that is laughable. When Jesus returns what are evil men gonna do, shoot a nuclear bomb at Him? That is a joke.

If the bible is true then god stopped physically appearing to people several centuries ago. Why? Because we now have weaponry capable of killing him, and he's scared.

Hell, it's a theory with just as much evidentiary support as the idea that there is a god at all... Thinking
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#97
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 8:06 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 11:11 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: And religion is responsible for the lions share of it. Good thing it's dying out.

"religion" and born again Christ followers are very different

No they aren't. They're all fucking, bat-shit crazy.

(June 12, 2014 at 8:12 am)Revelation777 Wrote: Let me see...Steve Hawkins or God...hmmmm....God

Hwy, dumb-ass. We have evidence of Stephen Hawking.

(June 12, 2014 at 8:16 am)Revelation777 Wrote: this time will be fire. get in the ark!

No it won't. Geez, you gullible little retards will believe fucking anything.

(June 12, 2014 at 10:51 am)Revelation777 Wrote: The ark is a picture of Christ. I wish, if I could, grab you'll by the wrist and drag you into the ark and save you from the coming destruction, but I can't. All I can do is plead you enter before the door closes.

I can't speak for others, but putting your hands on me would be the last mistake you'd ever make.

Rev, if all you're gonna do is preach, would you please fuck off. No-one here is interested.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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#98
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Patiently awaiting my avatar suggestion Angel
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#99
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 12, 2014 at 12:12 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: I'm no troll.

According to you! Fuck off troll!
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 13, 2014 at 12:00 am)Esquilax Wrote:
(June 12, 2014 at 11:54 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: God never lies, it in not in His Character to lie. God is love. Jesus is the Way, THE TRUTH, and the Life. Satan has been wicked from when pride was found in his heart.

Unless god was lying when he said he never lies. How would you know if he did? You're just assuming he's not lying because that's what you want to be true.

Reminds me of;

The Pathological Liar Wrote:I'm a liar.

Do you believe him, or not. xD
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(September 17, 2015 at 4:04 pm)Parkers Tan Wrote: I make change in the coin tendered. If you want courteous treatment, behave courteously. Preaching at me and calling me immoral is not courteous behavior.
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