Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!

[Revelation777]

Mark 13:32
"But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but the Father."

Or are you confused about your own belief system? Oh...Wait I forgot the bible specified that as well:
1 Corinthians 14:33
"For God is not the author of confusion, but of peace, as in all churches of the saints."

Except if you count all the contradictions in the bible...then none of these two verses would actually make sense, but then again who is counting.

Wow, talk about taking things out of context. In Mark Jesus is talking about His second coming, in I Cor Paul is talking about church order. Just because Jesus said no one knows the exact day or hour He did use the parable of the fig tree to show we can know the season.

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Rev 6:1 Now I watched when the Lamb opened one of the seven seals, and I heard one of the four living creatures say with a voice like thunder, "Come!"
Rev 6:2 And I looked, and behold, a white horse! And its rider had a bow, and a crown was given to him, and he came out conquering, and to conquer.
Rev 6:3 When he opened the second seal, I heard the second living creature say, "Come!"
Rev 6:4 And out came another horse, bright red. Its rider was permitted to take peace from the earth, so that people should slay one another, and he was given a great sword.
Rev 6:5 When he opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" And I looked, and behold, a black horse! And its rider had a pair of scales in his hand.
Rev 6:6 And I heard what seemed to be a voice in the midst of the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a denarius, and three quarts of barley for a denarius, and do not harm the oil and wine!"
Rev 6:7 When he opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come!"
Rev 6:8 And I looked, and behold, a pale horse! And its rider's name was Death, and Hades followed him. And they were given authority over a fourth of the earth, to kill with sword and with famine and with pestilence and by wild beasts of the earth.

Thanks. As usual, Death is the most badass of the Horsemen. I guess the Bible's good for something after all, aside from toilet paper, burning, target practice, and other destructive ends.

When it comes to pass I hope you survived and your view of the Holy Scriptures lead to your salvation.

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Just a query, though. In what way am I deceived, and who (if anyone) has been doing the deceiving? To what purpose?

Presumably, you're deceived by The Deceiver. Rev can tell, because you don't buy into the exact same non-falsifiable belief system that he does.

That's what The Deceiver does: he makes it so people don't believe one very specific non-falsifiable belief. He doesn't care about the other infinite number of similar beliefs. He's sneaky like that. The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing Christians he has phenomenal cosmic powers, as evidence by how they started writing about him in the New Testament.

I would say Satan is the second most intelligent force in the universe. Way more clever and intelligent then we. He deceives the whole world in rejecting the Truth. Obviously, he easily accomplished his goal on this board.

[Bad Wolf]

Rev, how do you know god is the good guy and satan is the bad guy?

[Revelation777]

Rev, how do you know god is the good guy and satan is the bad guy?

This is what Jesus said of him...
Joh_8:44 You are of your father the devil, and your will is to do your father's desires. He was a murderer from the beginning, and does not stand in the truth, because there is no truth in him. When he lies, he speaks out of his own character, for he is a liar and the father of lies.

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Hiya Stimbo,
How ya doing?

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The ark is a picture of Christ. I wish, if I could, grab you'll by the wrist and drag you into the ark and save you from the coming destruction, but I can't. All I can do is plead you enter before the door closes.

Dude, give it up. I can clearly see through you.

Then you must possess supernatural powers

[Bad Wolf]

So you believe god is the good guy and satan is the bad guy because....god said so?

In North Korea, King jun un is seen as a godking by many of the civilians. I'm sure he claims that he is a good guy and the rest of the world are the bad guys.

But is he the good guy simply because he says he is?

Is he good at all in reality?

Do you see my point?

[Revelation777]

So you believe god is the good guy and satan is the bad guy because....god said so?

In North Korea, King jun un is seen as a godking by many of the civilians. I'm sure he claims that he is a good guy and the rest of the world are the bad guys.

But is he the good guy simply because he says he is?

Is he good at all in reality?

Do you see my point?

God never lies, it in not in His Character to lie. God is love. Jesus is the Way, THE TRUTH, and the Life. Satan has been wicked from when pride was found in his heart.

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Boru, you got that a little askew.
He said He would never again destroy the earth with WATER.

So is he going to destroy it with fire?

Well, all astronomic models show that we're not in immediate danger of being smacked by a piece of fuckhuge apocalyptic space-dirt, and if it were to come to pass that it is guaranteed that we're going to be sometime soon, I'm pretty sure our most brilliant scientists would be able to devise a method of diverting it. Wouldn't be cheap or easy but with guys like Neil deGrasse Tyson running amok, I'm pretty sure we'd overcome such an obstacle.

Besides, the world's not NEARLY as bad as it was, say...70 years ago?

Jesus walked on water and God destroyed a couple cities with his fire and brimstone, cities whose populations numbered ~2000 people.

Mankind invented something that could let us do this to our own cities.



Could. And we did.



Twice.



First time killed over a hundred thousand human beings. Second time killed another thirty-five thousand.

Those two bombs were the weakest of that class of weapons that we've built. Nowadays...





The weapon in the second image in this post had the power to hit with the force of 21 kilotons (that's 21,000 tons) of TNT. That nuke that sits upon the Minuteman ICBM there?

The force of its explosion is that of 350 kilotons (350,000 tons) of TNT. And that missile can load three at a time. One missile can deliver over a megaton (one million tons) of explosive force. That is not even taking into consideration the sheer heat that such an explosion would cause.

Man is a much more terrifying entity than god. If the god of the bible existed, he would look upon mankind...

And then he would shit himself in terror.

If you think God is scared of man that is laughable. When Jesus returns what are evil men gonna do, shoot a nuclear bomb at Him? That is a joke.

[Esquilax]

God never lies, it in not in His Character to lie. God is love. Jesus is the Way, THE TRUTH, and the Life. Satan has been wicked from when pride was found in his heart.

Unless god was lying when he said he never lies. How would you know if he did? You're just assuming he's not lying because that's what you want to be true.

If you think God is scared of man that is laughable. When Jesus returns what are evil men gonna do, shoot a nuclear bomb at Him? That is a joke.

If the bible is true then god stopped physically appearing to people several centuries ago. Why? Because we now have weaponry capable of killing him, and he's scared.

Hell, it's a theory with just as much evidentiary support as the idea that there is a god at all...

[Ravenshire]

And religion is responsible for the lions share of it. Good thing it's dying out.

"religion" and born again Christ followers are very different

No they aren't. They're all fucking, bat-shit crazy.

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Let me see...Steve Hawkins or God...hmmmm....God

Hwy, dumb-ass. We have evidence of Stephen Hawking.

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this time will be fire. get in the ark!

No it won't. Geez, you gullible little retards will believe fucking anything.

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The ark is a picture of Christ. I wish, if I could, grab you'll by the wrist and drag you into the ark and save you from the coming destruction, but I can't. All I can do is plead you enter before the door closes.

I can't speak for others, but putting your hands on me would be the last mistake you'd ever make.

Rev, if all you're gonna do is preach, would you please fuck off. No-one here is interested.

[Losty]

Patiently awaiting my avatar suggestion

[Ravenshire]

I'm no troll.

According to you! Fuck off troll!

[Bob Kelso]

God never lies, it in not in His Character to lie. God is love. Jesus is the Way, THE TRUTH, and the Life. Satan has been wicked from when pride was found in his heart.

Unless god was lying when he said he never lies. How would you know if he did? You're just assuming he's not lying because that's what you want to be true.

Reminds me of;

I'm a liar.

Do you believe him, or not. xD