Our server costs ~$56 per month to run. Please consider donating or becoming a Patron to help keep the site running. Help us gain new members by following us on Twitter and liking our page on Facebook!
Current time: November 13, 2024, 11:51 am

Thread Rating:
  • 1 Vote(s) - 1 Average
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 14, 2014 at 10:03 pm)Beccs Wrote:



It always amuses me when they claim the efficacy of prayer for healing people.

When you ask for citation it's never "here's video evidence of prayer curing someone of something before our eyes!".

It's always, "A friend of a friend saw", or "I witnessed" or, "We prayed for this person with cancer and they were cured!" - always ignoring the chemo and the surgeries that were also involved.

Rev: I'm scheduled to do a double valve bypass on Friday. Will my actions make the difference in the person's life or will it be the prayers of his family?"

ROFLOL

If God didn't grant you the gift you have then you wouldn't be able to do what you do.

(July 15, 2014 at 2:57 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote:
(July 13, 2014 at 11:40 pm)Revelation777 Wrote:



All those who believe...when Sodom burned with lust over those who came to rescue Lot the results were not good. I suggest take a cold shower then get in the ark. Where we are going there is no more need for sex.




I have to thank you for your hilarious joke about Lot.

The God character said that he was going to destroy the city so Abraham went into bargaining mode and finally convinced the God character that Lot and his family should be spared. Lot had a couple of skanky daughters. In one verse they were married but in another one he claimed that they were virgins. Anyway, Lot was going to pimp them off to the townsmen so that the townsmen wouldn't rape his strange house guests.

Lot and his hookers escape town but Lot's wife gets dessicated becuase she looked back to see how her former friends and neighbors were coping with being burned alive.

Now with the old lady out of the way the horny daughters went to work on the drunken Lot and had a cave full of dirt rats. They didn't have any rugs since they were hauling barrels of wine and didn't have any extra room for bulky rugs.

Now if Lot and his skanky daughters got away with their romps in the cave why were the townmen worse than they were?
Not sure what version you read but it doesn't sound inspired. One big thing you are overlooked is that Lot was saved not because of what he did but who he knew.

(July 13, 2014 at 11:49 pm)Beccs Wrote:



Wrong! According to your own mythology the "sacrifice" was exactly why Jesus was on Earth in the first place. Because, apparently, an all powerful deity couldn't change its own rules any other way.

Also, I'm not Luckie - she's a mod. I'm Beccs. I know those names are so similar it's hard not to mix us up, but you really need to be more careful.

The "Rapture" isn't even a part of standard Christian mythology. It was invented by some American clergy over a century ago. It's why you never hear talk of the "rapture" outside of American Christianity.

And, no, I won't be dragged back into your mythology. And threats don't work on me.

Threats of imaginary torment only work on the weak minded and those already indoctrinated to the fear.

ROFLOL

(July 13, 2014 at 11:40 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: All those who believe...when Sodom burned with lust over those who came to rescue Lot the results were not good. I suggest take a cold shower then get in the ark. Where we are going there is no more need for sex.


The only other place to be if you reject wanting to spend eternity with the Lord is that place prepared for Satan and his angelsDevil. Your choice mate.

I'm not your "mate".

I have too much self-worth for that.

And since Satan is an imaginary as your god, then threats of this kind are just bullshit.

God makes the rules, I suggest you don't deny the Truth.
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!



It always amuses me when they claim the efficacy of prayer for healing people.

When you ask for citation it's never "here's video evidence of prayer curing someone of something before our eyes!".

It's always, "A friend of a friend saw", or "I witnessed" or, "We prayed for this person with cancer and they were cured!" - always ignoring the chemo and the surgeries that were also involved.

Rev: I'm scheduled to do a double valve bypass on Friday. Will my actions make the difference in the person's life or will it be the prayers of his family?"

ROFLOL
If God didn't grant you the gift you have then you wouldn't be able to do what you do.

(July 15, 2014 at 2:57 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: [/hide]

I have to thank you for your hilarious joke about Lot.

The God character said that he was going to destroy the city so Abraham went into bargaining mode and finally convinced the God character that Lot and his family should be spared. Lot had a couple of skanky daughters. In one verse they were married but in another one he claimed that they were virgins. Anyway, Lot was going to pimp them off to the townsmen so that the townsmen wouldn't rape his strange house guests.

Lot and his hookers escape town but Lot's wife gets dessicated becuase she looked back to see how her former friends and neighbors were coping with being burned alive.

Now with the old lady out of the way the horny daughters went to work on the drunken Lot and had a cave full of dirt rats. They didn't have any rugs since they were hauling barrels of wine and didn't have any extra room for bulky rugs.

Now if Lot and his skanky daughters got away with their romps in the cave why were the townmen worse than they were?

Not sure what version you read but it doesn't sound inspired. One big thing you are overlooked is that Lot was saved not because of what he did but who he knew.
[/hide]

If your imaginary friend gave me my skills, why did I have to study for so long in med school, and then do internship and residency?

Such claims are just bullshit.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
Ref. Post #452: Christian believers are supposed to be able to anoint the sick with magic oil, lay their hands on them, and pray and the sick person will be healed. James 3:14-15. It seems that with all of the billions of past and present Christians that they could have cured every sick person in the world and that doctors would be unnecessary. I'll bet that the writers has a belly laugh when they put that little gem in.
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 16, 2014 at 12:17 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: Ref. Post #452: Christian believers are supposed to be able to anoint the sick with magic oil, lay their hands on them, and pray and the sick person will be healed. James 3:14-15. It seems that with all of the billions of past and present Christians that they could have cured every sick person in the world and that doctors would be unnecessary. I'll bet that the writers has a belly laugh when they put that little gem in.

Wrong interpretation....first it says those who are sick are to call for the elders of the church, that doesn't include everything. It then goes on that the PRAYERS of the Sick will SAVE, doesn't say CURE. This mostly has to do with spiritual issues then physical.
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
[Image: pirate_party_invitation_sail_ship_ahoy_i...vr_324.jpg]

APOLOGETICS AHOY!
Love atheistforums.org? Consider becoming a patreon and helping towards our server costs.

[Image: 146748944129044_zpsomrzyn3d.gif]
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 15, 2014 at 10:47 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Not sure what version you read but it doesn't sound inspired. One big thing you are overlooked is that Lot was saved not because of what he did but who he knew.

Uh, no: the premise of the story is that Lot gets special consideration for being a righteous man. Abraham didn't intercede on behalf of Lot specifically, he pleaded with god to spare the city on behalf of the righteous people within, after a little bargaining over the numbers. There's simply no biblical support for the idea that Lot got saved because he had connections.

Incidentally, my interpretation of events is backed up by scripture:
"2:6 And turning the cities of Sodom and Gomorrha into ashes condemned [them] with an overthrow, making [them] an ensample unto those that after should live ungodly; 2:7 And delivered just Lot, vexed with the filthy conversation of the wicked: 2:8 (For that righteous man dwelling among them, in seeing and hearing, vexed [his] righteous soul from day to day with [their] unlawful deedsWink"
—2 Peter 2:6–8

So, it's up to you, Rev: you gonna say you know more about righteousness than a literal saint? Gonna go against scripture on this one? Thinking
"YOU take the hard look in the mirror. You are everything that is wrong with this world. The only thing important to you, is you." - ronedee

Want to see more of my writing? Check out my (safe for work!) site, Unprotected Sects!
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!



It always amuses me when they claim the efficacy of prayer for healing people.

When you ask for citation it's never "here's video evidence of prayer curing someone of something before our eyes!".

It's always, "A friend of a friend saw", or "I witnessed" or, "We prayed for this person with cancer and they were cured!" - always ignoring the chemo and the surgeries that were also involved.

Rev: I'm scheduled to do a double valve bypass on Friday. Will my actions make the difference in the person's life or will it be the prayers of his family?"

ROFLOL
If God didn't grant you the gift you have then you wouldn't be able to do what you do.

(July 15, 2014 at 2:57 am)Wyrd of Gawd Wrote: [/hide]

I have to thank you for your hilarious joke about Lot.

The God character said that he was going to destroy the city so Abraham went into bargaining mode and finally convinced the God character that Lot and his family should be spared. Lot had a couple of skanky daughters. In one verse they were married but in another one he claimed that they were virgins. Anyway, Lot was going to pimp them off to the townsmen so that the townsmen wouldn't rape his strange house guests.

Lot and his hookers escape town but Lot's wife gets dessicated becuase she looked back to see how her former friends and neighbors were coping with being burned alive.

Now with the old lady out of the way the horny daughters went to work on the drunken Lot and had a cave full of dirt rats. They didn't have any rugs since they were hauling barrels of wine and didn't have any extra room for bulky rugs.

Now if Lot and his skanky daughters got away with their romps in the cave why were the townmen worse than they were?

Not sure what version you read but it doesn't sound inspired. One big thing you are overlooked is that Lot was saved not because of what he did but who he knew.

(July 13, 2014 at 11:49 pm)Beccs Wrote:



Wrong! According to your own mythology the "sacrifice" was exactly why Jesus was on Earth in the first place. Because, apparently, an all powerful deity couldn't change its own rules any other way.

Also, I'm not Luckie - she's a mod. I'm Beccs. I know those names are so similar it's hard not to mix us up, but you really need to be more careful.

The "Rapture" isn't even a part of standard Christian mythology. It was invented by some American clergy over a century ago. It's why you never hear talk of the "rapture" outside of American Christianity.

And, no, I won't be dragged back into your mythology. And threats don't work on me.

Threats of imaginary torment only work on the weak minded and those already indoctrinated to the fear.

ROFLOL


I'm not your "mate".

I have too much self-worth for that.

And since Satan is an imaginary as your god, then threats of this kind are just bullshit.

God makes the rules, I suggest you don't deny the Truth.
[/hide]

If your deity makes the rules, why do you worship such and evil, hateful being?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 16, 2014 at 3:30 pm)Beccs Wrote:


You with the quoting. It kills me every time ROFLOL

Sometimes I wonder if you don't screw up the quotes just to make me smile. :p Heart
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

0/10

Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(June 11, 2014 at 10:50 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: Dearest Atheist Friends,
Jesus warned us of how things would be at the end of the age. We are now living in that time and things are going to continue to grow worse and worse. I believe that many of you will experience the Tribulation Period within your lifetime. Trust me you don't want to be there. Please repent of your sins and place your faith in Christ before it is too late. Enter into Ark before the rains come.
Your Concerned Christian Friend,
Rev7774 Horsemen

How are you interpreting the expression:

ὁ γὰρ καιρὸς ἐγγύς

from the opening of the Revelation of John 1:3? Are you aware that the expression doesn't so much refer to a proximal time as much as it refers to a 'climate' in the sense of an immediate or existent occurrence? This expression could not have been interpreted to refer to a period of years if the intent was to convey a time greater than hours or days, much less weeks, months, years, decades or centuries.
Reply
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 15, 2014 at 10:47 pm)Revelation777 Wrote: If God didn't grant you the gift you have then you wouldn't be able to do what you do.

You are a fucking asshole to belittle anyone's hard earned skills this way.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
Reply



Possibly Related Threads...
Thread Author Replies Views Last Post
  Where does the belief that seeds die before they turn into a living plant come from? FlatAssembler 17 1879 August 3, 2023 at 10:38 am
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  Aiders of the Lost Ark LinuxGal 1 825 November 26, 2022 at 9:47 am
Last Post: Gwaithmir
Thumbs Down The story of Noah' s Ark - or - God is dumber than you. onlinebiker 75 9115 September 24, 2021 at 5:53 pm
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Too Soon For a Lie YahwehIsTheWay 14 3056 December 5, 2018 at 7:16 pm
Last Post: T0 Th3 M4X
  Too Late Fucktards. You Own Him Now. Minimalist 10 1799 October 10, 2018 at 4:14 pm
Last Post: Brian37
  A question about the crew and passengers on the Ark. Gawdzilla Sama 68 8848 September 16, 2018 at 5:11 pm
Last Post: vorlon13
  Jesus. A Day Late and a Dollar Short Minimalist 20 4894 April 24, 2017 at 3:25 pm
Last Post: BrianSoddingBoru4
  Questions about noah ark king krish 210 54309 April 8, 2017 at 6:39 pm
Last Post: The Grand Nudger
  The other problems with Noahs ark dyresand 27 5794 April 7, 2017 at 7:40 pm
Last Post: TheoneandonlytrueGod
  There is still time to covert to Christianity before Christmas! Loading Please Wait 12 3676 January 29, 2017 at 4:22 pm
Last Post: The Wise Joker



Users browsing this thread: 7 Guest(s)