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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
(July 17, 2014 at 9:38 pm)Beccs Wrote:
(July 17, 2014 at 9:25 pm)Cthulhu Dreaming Wrote: So it seems it's time to toss the party poopers overboard and get this party ark a-rollin', yes?

Gets my vote.

I changed my mind I will keep responding to this thread. However, THIS THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED! Can we get back to the OP??? Confused Fall
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(July 18, 2014 at 12:16 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 17, 2014 at 9:38 pm)Beccs Wrote: Gets my vote.

I changed my mind I will keep responding to this thread. However, THIS THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED! Can we get back to the OP??? Confused Fall

I know right! What kind of hoodlums take a perfectly good orgy thread and make it about sheep!? The nerve of some of this miniature sinners, I tell ya!
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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(July 18, 2014 at 12:16 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I changed my mind I will keep responding to this thread. However, THIS THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED! Can we get back to the OP??? Confused Fall
shhh, shh, quiet guys, mom's home.
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Miniature sinners?? Wtf does that even mean? Ok moar coffee
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Sheep sex in a boat?
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(July 18, 2014 at 12:16 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I changed my mind I will keep responding to this thread. However, THIS THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED! Can we get back to the OP??? Confused Fall

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Harms no one, brings people pleasure, and makes me artistically fulfilled to write it, and yet it's evil because it's tangentially connected to a set of strange rules it doesn't even break. That's real nice, Rev. Dodgy
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This is how I see this going down.


(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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(July 18, 2014 at 12:16 am)Revelation777 Wrote: I changed my mind I will keep responding to this thread. However, THIS THREAD HAS BEEN HIJACKED! Can we get back to the OP???
What? We got on the damned ark and now you're bitching because we're talking dirty? Next you'll ask us to turn the music down, sheesh...
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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Can any adult sane Christian please explain to me how all the animals made it onto the ark?
Were they apparently tranced? Did they not need water or food or need a crap for 40 days!
And then after the Ark, they knew exactly what part of the world to walk or fly to!
The mind boggles at his genius!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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@ignoramus
-And then after the Ark, they knew exactly what part of the world to walk or fly to!
I think they won't have a difficulty explaining this one. Terrestrial migrations happen all the time.
Everything else: magic.
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