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If you had superpowers
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Bad Wolf
Compulsive procrastinator  Religious Views: Agnostic atheist, anti-theist, whovian, misanthrope?
Let me guess ShaMan, you can talk to spirits?
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain
'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House “Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom "If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech  RE: If you had superpowers
July 27, 2014 at 1:21 pm
(This post was last modified: July 27, 2014 at 1:26 pm by ShaMan.)
My super-power would be (by order of preference):
- Healing (self-regeneration like wolverine and/or healing of others like Mr. Linderman, with the ability to keep it going on other people for as long as I want). - Telekinesis (Endo said it all!) - Superman - Batman (as in, super rich!  )
I talk to spirits. I say "I'm in danger of running out of spirits. I must buy more."
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Bad Wolf
Compulsive procrastinator Religious Views: Agnostic atheist, anti-theist, whovian, misanthrope? (July 27, 2014 at 1:26 pm)pocaracas Wrote: My super-power would be (by order of preference): Deadpools regeneration is way better than wolverines!
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain
'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House “Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom "If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech  (July 27, 2014 at 2:24 pm)Bad Wolf Wrote:(July 27, 2014 at 1:26 pm)pocaracas Wrote: My super-power would be (by order of preference): Deadpool's regeneration IS Wolverine's regeneration. Where do you think he got it?
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html RE: If you had superpowers
July 27, 2014 at 2:43 pm
(This post was last modified: July 27, 2014 at 2:43 pm by ShaMan.)
Superpowers that I'm currently honing...
Patience Empathy Compassion Charity Forgiveness Gentleness Honesty Moderation Superpowers that I have well honed... Drinking Swearing Smoking (herbals) Green Thumb ( see above  )Whoring (formerly) Anger Bouts of depression Bad joke skills
Bad Wolf
Compulsive procrastinator Religious Views: Agnostic atheist, anti-theist, whovian, misanthrope? (July 27, 2014 at 2:36 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Deadpool's regeneration IS Wolverine's regeneration. Where do you think he got it? Nah he got it after receiving experimental military treatment for his skin cancer, don't take xmen origins seriously
'The more I learn about people the more I like my dog'- Mark Twain
'You can have all the faith you want in spirits, and the afterlife, and heaven and hell, but when it comes to this world, don't be an idiot. Cause you can tell me you put your faith in God to put you through the day, but when it comes time to cross the road, I know you look both ways.' - Dr House “Young earth creationism is essentially the position that all of modern science, 90% of living scientists and 98% of living biologists, all major university biology departments, every major science journal, the American Academy of Sciences, and every major science organization in the world, are all wrong regarding the origins and development of life….but one particular tribe of uneducated, bronze aged, goat herders got it exactly right.” - Chuck Easttom "If my good friend Doctor Gasparri speaks badly of my mother, he can expect to get punched.....You cannot provoke. You cannot insult the faith of others. You cannot make fun of the faith of others. There is a limit." - Pope Francis on freedom of speech 
Orgasm Glance (ability to just look at someone and administer the big 'O')
Hirsute Stare (ability to make gorgeous men hairier by just giving a long hard look over) Horny Blink (ability to wink at someone to make them find me irresistible) Gay Gaze (ability to make someone homo by just looking and wishing it so) |
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