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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!

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Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 12:45 pm
(July 28, 2014 at 11:17 am)Revelation777 Wrote: ark = place of safety during time of judgment against sin


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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 12:51 pm (This post was last modified: July 28, 2014 at 1:38 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(July 28, 2014 at 11:39 am)Revelation777 Wrote:
(July 28, 2014 at 11:31 am)Rhythm Wrote: Why would I want to run away from all of the danger, I;d rather try to help people your god is actively dicking - in this scenario. Similarly, I'm not looking to run away from any of my "sins" - why are you?

Why would I want to associate myself with the dickerer?

I guess I'll just have to die then, another victim of your capricious god. Oh well. We all die someday. At least I'll die with my dignity and humanity intact, rather than live forever as a deserter, a traitor, and a coward.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 12:51 pm
(July 28, 2014 at 12:06 pm)Cato Wrote: Is there an ass rpm limit on this boat? Or is everyone okay with the smell of burnt rubber?

We won't burn anything with all that drool on the floor. Tongue
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 1:27 pm
(July 28, 2014 at 11:59 am)StealthySkeptic Wrote: Come to the Dark Side...we have Losty and Luckie and, well, you'll see. Wink

Yeah, not all is Losty. You might get Luckie.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 1:30 pm
I want to get Luckie Blush
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 1:33 pm
(July 28, 2014 at 12:06 pm)Cato Wrote: Is there an ass rpm limit on this boat? Or is everyone okay with the smell of burnt rubber?

Arrhh .. can't quite rap head around this pun. Are you suggesting we use reverino's aft side? Burnt rubber, burnt rubber ..?
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 1:35 pm
(July 28, 2014 at 1:30 pm)Losty Wrote: I want to get Luckie Blush

This'll hopefully tide you over for now. Tongue

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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 1:37 pm (This post was last modified: July 28, 2014 at 1:43 pm by Ravenshire.)
(July 28, 2014 at 12:51 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote:
(July 28, 2014 at 12:06 pm)Cato Wrote: Is there an ass rpm limit on this boat? Or is everyone okay with the smell of burnt rubber?

We won't burn anything with all that drool on the floor. Tongue

The fuck? Why isn't Rev doing his job of mopping up?!?

Must be too 'busy' over there in tbe corner. Big Grin
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 1:39 pm
(July 28, 2014 at 12:51 pm)StealthySkeptic Wrote:
(July 28, 2014 at 12:06 pm)Cato Wrote: Is there an ass rpm limit on this boat? Or is everyone okay with the smell of burnt rubber?

We won't burn anything with all that drool on the floor. Tongue

I'm not sure that's drool.
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RE: Get In The Ark Before It Is Too Late!!!
July 28, 2014 at 1:43 pm
It's not drool, but no worries. I suspect 40 days of rain should rinse it quite well. Then we might need a mop for the next 110 days.
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