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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
August 14, 2014 at 5:09 pm
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 5, 2014 at 10:02 am
I have a sign in my neighborhood, a Yellow caution sign. On the top in big black letters it says "SLOW". Under it has a black human like stick figure depicting a kid running. At the bottom it says "children at play".
"Slow children at play" and all I can think is "What are you trying to say about the kids in our neighborhood?"
Another sign I saw, no longer there was outside doctors offices. On the top it said "OBGYN" and under it said "for women" NO REALLY? Glad you told me that.
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RE: Random Humorous Things - A Light-Hearted Thread
September 5, 2014 at 1:18 pm
(September 5, 2014 at 10:02 am)Brian37 Wrote: I have a sign in my neighborhood, a Yellow caution sign. On the top in big black letters it says "SLOW". Under it has a black human like stick figure depicting a kid running. At the bottom it says "children at play".
"Slow children at play" and all I can think is "What are you trying to say about the kids in our neighborhood?"
Another sign I saw, no longer there was outside doctors offices. On the top it said "OBGYN" and under it said "for women" NO REALLY? Glad you told me that.
Were I used to work there was a sign that said "The exits are on the way out" Which I found rather unhelpful.
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