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RE: joke time
October 29, 2014 at 8:59 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 8:48 pm)Christian Wrote: Allah Akbar god is great
cutting off heads and eating some cake.

Oh look.

More trolling.

Seems appropriate you're in this thread . . .
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RE: joke time
October 29, 2014 at 9:24 pm
Maybe... the joke is... that... there... is no joke?

And that's me trying to be as polite as is humanly possible.
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October 29, 2014 at 9:28 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 9:24 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Maybe... the joke is... that... there... is no joke?

And that's me trying to be as polite as is humanly possible.

I'm tired of doing polite.

I've been arguing with this guy and avoiding calling him a troll directly, until now.

Just have to see some of his posts in threads he didn't start to see reality.
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RE: joke time
October 29, 2014 at 9:34 pm
I save all my impolite for backstage in the Staffroom. I wear a mask out here onstage.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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October 29, 2014 at 9:36 pm
My general bitchiness comes out wherever I happen to be.

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RE: joke time
October 29, 2014 at 9:38 pm
(October 29, 2014 at 8:48 pm)Christian Wrote: Allah Akbar god is great
cutting off heads and eating some cake.

If you're hungry for cake, I'd be more than willing to give you some.

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RE: joke time
October 30, 2014 at 9:29 pm
Just found a letter on my doormat with "Do not bend" written on it.

How the hell am I supposed to pick it up?
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October 30, 2014 at 9:38 pm
A guy called into work and says, "Hey, boss! What's the difference between work and your daughter?"


"I'm not coming into work this morning!"
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October 30, 2014 at 9:40 pm
(October 30, 2014 at 9:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Just found a letter on my doormat with "Do not bend" written on it.

How the hell am I supposed to pick it up?

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October 30, 2014 at 9:43 pm
Three pregnant women are sitting in a doctors waiting room knitting.

Mum 1 checks her watch and takes a pill "Vitamin C, good for mum, good for baby."

Mum 2 takes a pill and says, "Vitamin A, good for mum, good for baby."

Mum 3 takes a pill and says, "Thalidomide...I can't knit sleeves."
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