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joke time
RE: joke time
(October 29, 2014 at 8:48 pm)Christian Wrote: Allah Akbar god is great
cutting off heads and eating some cake.

Oh look.

More trolling.

Seems appropriate you're in this thread . . .

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
Maybe... the joke is... that... there... is no joke?

And that's me trying to be as polite as is humanly possible.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
(October 29, 2014 at 9:24 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Maybe... the joke is... that... there... is no joke?

And that's me trying to be as polite as is humanly possible.

I'm tired of doing polite.

I've been arguing with this guy and avoiding calling him a troll directly, until now.

Just have to see some of his posts in threads he didn't start to see reality.

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I save all my impolite for backstage in the Staffroom. I wear a mask out here onstage.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: joke time
My general bitchiness comes out wherever I happen to be.

Smile

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
(October 29, 2014 at 8:48 pm)Christian Wrote: Allah Akbar god is great
cutting off heads and eating some cake.

If you're hungry for cake, I'd be more than willing to give you some.

[Image: cake-in-the-face-o.gif]
freedomfromfallacy » I'm weighing my tears to see if the happy ones weigh the same as the sad ones.
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Just found a letter on my doormat with "Do not bend" written on it.

How the hell am I supposed to pick it up?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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A guy called into work and says, "Hey, boss! What's the difference between work and your daughter?"


"I'm not coming into work this morning!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: joke time
(October 30, 2014 at 9:29 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Just found a letter on my doormat with "Do not bend" written on it.

How the hell am I supposed to pick it up?

The dog
freedomfromfallacy » I'm weighing my tears to see if the happy ones weigh the same as the sad ones.
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Three pregnant women are sitting in a doctors waiting room knitting.

Mum 1 checks her watch and takes a pill "Vitamin C, good for mum, good for baby."

Mum 2 takes a pill and says, "Vitamin A, good for mum, good for baby."

Mum 3 takes a pill and says, "Thalidomide...I can't knit sleeves."

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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