As long as there are Mormons out there doing stupid shit it shall go on!

(September 20, 2014 at 8:33 pm)Minimalist Wrote: http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2014/09/armed...lt-victim/

Quote:Armed ‘ninja’ sister-wives caught trying to abduct Utah sex assault victim

Fucked up, indeed! The opening paragraph of that article sums up all the WTFery of the story.

Quote:The family of a 15-year-old witness in a Utah rape trial were shocked to find two of the defendant’s “wives” in their house late Thursday night dressed like “ninjas” and armed with knives and stun guns.

Not the devil, but the angel...made him do it.

Quote:Church: Mormon founder Joseph Smith wed 40 wives

The founder of the Mormon church, Joseph Smith, wed as many as 40 wives, including some who were already married and one as young as 14 years old, the church acknowledged in a surprising new essay.

[...] According to the church's essay, Smith had not wanted to take multiple wives, but relented after an angel appeared to him three times between 1834-1842. On the angel's last visit, the church said, "the angel came with a drawn sword, threatening Joseph with destruction unless he went forward and obeyed the commandment fully."

http://edition.cnn.com/2014/11/11/living...homepage-t

ROTFLMFAO !!!

Lamest excuse EVER for being a poonhound. An angel was going to chop me up !!!


And the goddamn Mormons buy this trip hook line and sinker. Pathetic.

(November 11, 2014 at 10:26 am)vorlon13 Wrote: And the goddamn Mormons buy this trip hook line and sinker. Pathetic.

Most Mormons don't have a clue. The cult's leadership ensures inconvenient facts regarding the history of the cult are censored under the guise of not being faith promoting.

(February 2, 2014 at 9:30 pm)Beccs Wrote: I went for a walk this morning and a couple of joggers ran past me.

The first went by and said, "Good morning" to which I responded in kind.

The second, in shorts and a t-shirt stopped next to me and said, "Hi, I'm from the church of the latter day saints. Do you have time to talk?"

"No, I'm an atheist and have no interest in your ridiculous religion."

Fucking jogging!

Fixed that for ya.

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(June 14, 2014 at 3:13 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Ah ha... the truth comes out.

Crazy - and a fundie mormon shitbag and carrying automatic weapons. Bad combo.

Semi-automatic.

Well, if you get your revelation from a messenger named Moroni, that should have given you a clue. Not even a full grown Moron, but just a little one.

(November 11, 2014 at 10:13 am)Dolorian Wrote: Not the devil, but the angel...made him do it.

Quote:Church: Mormon founder Joseph Smith wed 40 wives

The founder of the Mormon church, Joseph Smith, wed as many as 40 wives, including some who were already married and one as young as 14 years old, the church acknowledged in a surprising new essay.

[...] According to the church's essay, Smith had not wanted to take multiple wives, but relented after an angel appeared to him three times between 1834-1842. On the angel's last visit, the church said, "the angel came with a drawn sword, threatening Joseph with destruction unless he went forward and obeyed the commandment fully."

Kind of like how an angel made Nephi kill Laban.

Why don't these idiots just say NO? Isn't that was this free agency shit is for? So when someone tries to talk you into doing something you don't want to do you can tell them to go fuck themselves?

And also, if someone has to threaten you with being chopped into tiny bits if you don't do what they say, that's probably an indication that you should definitely NOT do what they say.

Quote:http://edition.cnn.com/2014/11/11/living...homepage-t

Quoting from the CNN article, my bolding:

Quote:Smith's marital history had been the subject of frequent historical debate, but until recently Mormon leaders had taken pains to present its founding prophet as happily married to one woman.

To be fair, he may have been happily married to only one woman.

Until he starting marrying the other women.

At least the fuckers won't throw rocks at him.

http://www.rawstory.com/rs/2015/01/mormo...ns-rights/

Quote:A prominent Mormon scholar and vocal critic of the church has been threatened with excommunication, over his support of same-sex marriage and the ordination of women.

John Dehlin, who runs the popular Mormon Stories podcast , has been summoned to appear before a disciplinary council by his local church stake president, Bryan King, to answer the charge of apostasy.

Apostasy ??

In the Mormon Church ??


HOW IN THE FUCKING HELL COULD THEY TELL ??

The entire heap of stinking Mormon dogma is totally fucked up with confusion, contradictions, confusion, impossibilities, confusion, idiocy, rewrites, confusion, revisions, confusion, and some more confusion sprinkled on top, and then the whole fucking mess is soaked in some more confusion.

Last person I'd ask what Mormons believe would be a fucking Mormon, because they fucking do not know.