(December 18, 2014 at 9:50 pm)watchamadoodle Wrote:

(December 18, 2014 at 9:17 pm)Godschild Wrote: Ask me a question and I will tell you what I believe, that's if you are serious.

GC

O.k., I hope this doesn't seem insulting, but what are you trying to accomplish with those quotes in your signature? If you honestly believe in hell, then don't you think it is in poor taste to make a joke about Nietzsche or anybody else going to hell?

The Nietzsche thing was in response to something posted about him a few years ago, I wasn't trying to suggest he would go to hell.
The hell reference was due to a discussion about hell, that was a few years ago also.
Neither are meant to be condemning or threatening, they both however are true as far as my beliefs go.

GC

Satan is very devious. I had to keep this knowledge hidden until now, because God told me to. I don't question his reasons. He must have good reasons.

(December 19, 2014 at 6:05 am)Godschild Wrote:

(December 18, 2014 at 9:50 pm)watchamadoodle Wrote: O.k., I hope this doesn't seem insulting, but what are you trying to accomplish with those quotes in your signature? If you honestly believe in hell, then don't you think it is in poor taste to make a joke about Nietzsche or anybody else going to hell?

The Nietzsche thing was in response to something posted about him a few years ago, I wasn't trying to suggest he would go to hell.
The hell reference was due to a discussion about hell, that was a few years ago also.
Neither are meant to be condemning or threatening, they both however are true as far as my beliefs go.

GC

I would argue that you don't believe those statements - otherwise you would not include them as jokes in your signature. You say you believe those statements, because it's a requirement for your denomination, but your common sense tells you that those statements are a joke - cognitive dissonance.

Why is no one taking skipping seriously? Aww.

(December 19, 2014 at 7:14 am)robvalue Wrote: Why is no one taking skipping seriously? Aww.

Christians read too much that isn't there into the The Bible as is and confidently misread much of the rest of it. Imagine what they'd do with this:

1. In God heaven earth.
2  Earth form, ; and upon of . And of upon of .
3 And , Let light: was .
4  God light, was God light darkness.
5 called Day, darkness Night. evening morning were the first day.
6  said, be in of , and divide from .
7 And the divided which the the waters above and so.
8  called Heaven. evening morning second
9  God the the gathered one let land it .
10 And the Earth; gathering the he God it
11  said, earth grass, yielding the yielding his seed itself, earth: was
12  the forth herb after and yielding seed itself, kind: saw was
13  the the the .
14 And , Let lights firmament heaven the the ; let for for for years:
15  them lights firmament heaven light earth: was
16  God great greater rule , and light the made also.

The Great Spaghetti Monster approves.

Revelation Christ gave to his which come and and by unto John:
record word and testimony Christ, all he is readeth, that words prophecy, those are for is
John seven are Grace you, from is, was, is and seven are throne;
Jesus is witness, first the the the the him us, us sins own

deep shit... Especially how Jesus is witness, first the the the the him us. So true

Wow yes, now that's the word of God, high five!

(December 19, 2014 at 11:25 am)robvalue Wrote: Wow yes, now that's the word of God, high five!

I mean, it's not like you've exactly invented something radically new

A year back or so, a friend of my parents started talking about how he read in a book that the bible is predicting all kinds of stuff, and how all of that was never disproven by "scientists", and therefore it was all true. I later googled what the hell he was on about, and found this:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bible_code

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michael_Drosnin

ok that stuff uses and ELS, you have an EWS, which is obviously more sophistiacted.

Oh yes, the bible code bullshit.

When anyone drops that turd, I always ask, which bible in which language at which particular time in history.

Oh yeah, the bible code. Hehe forgot about that. They copied it off me then!