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Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you
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"That long hair of yours is sinful and will get you sent to hell!"
While standing beneath a "picture" of jeebus with the traditionally long (longer than mine at the time) hair.
Thief and assassin for hire. Member in good standing of the Rogues Guild.
"You can't use logic without God"
- Campus evangelist 
Pascal's Wager. As if we only have two choices. Even if we decided on the Abrahamic god, we still have the jews, christians, and muslims. If we choose christianity, we have the catholics, orthodox, and protestants. And the multitude of denominations within.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html  RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you
February 26, 2015 at 11:21 pm
(This post was last modified: February 26, 2015 at 11:22 pm by Homeless Nutter.)
The most common statement I heard growing up - from moderate Christians, who never read the Bible themselves - was:
"Religion doesn't teach anything wrong."
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
"Black people are black because they are cursed by god." ~ Old racist at a warehouse
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin
Must've been a Mormon?
My old standby: "I miss the days of old fashioned wars, when Christians killed Christians." Told to me after the US invaded Iraq in 2003
“Is God willing to prevent evil, but not able? Then he is not omnipotent.
Is he able, but not willing? Then he is malevolent. Is he both able and willing? Then whence cometh evil? Is he neither able nor willing? Then why call him God?” Epicurus (February 26, 2015 at 11:21 pm)Homeless Nutter Wrote: The most common statement I heard growing up - from moderate Christians, who never read the Bible themselves - was: If all it was used for was to give people comfort, and people kept it private like Jesus once told his followers to do, we wouldn't have nearly so many problems with it. It would be closer to buddhism than islam.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason... http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/ Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50 A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh. http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you
February 26, 2015 at 11:30 pm
(This post was last modified: February 26, 2015 at 11:31 pm by Strider.)
(February 26, 2015 at 11:27 pm)Losty Wrote: Must've been a Mormon?Nah, just a hateful, ignorant old fuck.
"We are all born ignorant, but one must work hard to remain stupid." ~ Benjamin Franklin
RE: Most ignorant thing a Christian has told you
February 26, 2015 at 11:31 pm
(This post was last modified: February 26, 2015 at 11:32 pm by Losty.)
"Jesus was the greatest American who ever lived"
(February 26, 2015 at 11:30 pm)Strider Wrote:(February 26, 2015 at 11:27 pm)Losty Wrote: Must've been a Mormon?Nah, just a hateful old fuck. Interesting, I know Mormonism teaches (or at least used to teach) this, but I've never known other Christians to believe this. Some people just suck, I guess. |
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