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101 uses for Bible

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101 uses for Bible
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 9:17 am
(August 31, 2010 at 9:02 am)Entropist Wrote:
(August 31, 2010 at 7:22 am)solja247 Wrote: 65. To show the plan of redemption and to show God works through sinful people...

That's just about as useful as my porn suggestion...

With the difference that your suggestion may actually work.

solja's doesn't.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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#72
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 9:28 am
(August 30, 2010 at 5:21 pm)TheDarkestOfAngels Wrote:
(August 30, 2010 at 4:26 pm)Thor Wrote: Your mother was a hamster! And your father smells of elderberries!

NEEEEERRRRD! Big Grin

Go away! Or I shall taunt you a second time!Big Grin
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#73
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 9:30 am
I fart in your general direction!
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 9:33 am
Now we see the violance inherent in the system!

Help! I'm being repressed! I'm being repressed!
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#75
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 10:44 am
I've lost count but...

Spitball ammo.
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#76
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 10:58 am
(August 31, 2010 at 9:33 am)Thor Wrote: Now we see the violance inherent in the system!

Help! I'm being repressed! I'm being repressed!


Bloody peasant!! Tongue
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#77
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 11:22 am
66. For reading.
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#78
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Aw, that's boring. You had to be a party pooper.

67. To swear on in court. And by that, I mean writing, 'BOLLOCKS' on the front in red pen during a trial.
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#79
RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Boring? How BLASPHEMOUS! I find it quite enjoyable to read! Tongue
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
August 31, 2010 at 1:52 pm
(August 31, 2010 at 12:14 pm)Watson Wrote: Boring? How BLASPHEMOUS! I find it quite enjoyable to read! Tongue


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