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101 uses for Bible
RE: 101 uses for Bible
(November 16, 2010 at 5:56 pm)Jonah Wrote: I'd grind up the Bible into a nice pulp and mix it with water to use as weed killer. Knowing the Bible's toxic effects on the human mind, God only knows its effects on pesky weeds! Tongue

What if the weeds suck the stuff up and become supercilious evangelical weeds?

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RE: 101 uses for Bible
(November 16, 2010 at 5:58 pm)Chuck Wrote:
(November 16, 2010 at 5:56 pm)Jonah Wrote: I'd grind up the Bible into a nice pulp and mix it with water to use as weed killer. Knowing the Bible's toxic effects on the human mind, God only knows its effects on pesky weeds! Tongue

What if the weeds suck the stuff up and become supercilious evangelical weeds?

Then we would stage a Botanical Age of Enlightenment! Big Grin
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I once literally beaten a bible up.
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