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101 uses for Bible

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101 uses for Bible
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#101
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 6, 2010 at 8:42 pm
#77: A small TV tray
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#102
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 6, 2010 at 8:46 pm
#78

Smashing cockroaches.
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#103
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 6, 2010 at 8:52 pm
79. For misunderstanding, misusing, and mass controlling by everyone, ever. Not just atheists. Big Grin
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#104
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 6, 2010 at 8:53 pm (This post was last modified: September 6, 2010 at 8:53 pm by HeyItsZeus.)
#80

Feeding it to the evil monkey that lives in my closest.

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#105
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 7, 2010 at 12:59 am
#81 For those that are into bdsm I think that leather cover would work just fine for spanking the buttocks of whoever it is your are screwing blue.
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#106
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 7, 2010 at 1:14 am
(September 7, 2010 at 12:59 am)chatpilot Wrote: #81 For those that are into bdsm I think that leather cover would work just fine for spanking the buttocks of whoever it is your are screwing blue.

I do believe we have a winner here!
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#107
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 13, 2010 at 9:21 pm (This post was last modified: September 16, 2010 at 5:36 pm by krazedkat.)
82. Makes a good ashtray when hollowed out and lined with a protective coating.
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#108
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 16, 2010 at 4:36 pm
We're almost there! Can't let this thread die now!

83. To use as a dart board.
84. To sit on when you're at the beach, so your ass doesn't get all covered with sand.
85. As a prop for a strongman, to see if he can rip it in half.

Only 16 more to go!
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#109
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 20, 2010 at 5:49 pm
86: A test to see how long until your eyes are permanently rolled into the back of your head.
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 20, 2010 at 7:34 pm (This post was last modified: September 20, 2010 at 7:35 pm by chatpilot.)
#87 As a disciplinary tool to remind little Christian children what would happen to them if they don't respect their parents!
And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. Exodus 21:15
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