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101 uses for Bible
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 20, 2010 at 7:50 pm (This post was last modified: September 20, 2010 at 8:23 pm by DiRNiS.)
(September 20, 2010 at 7:34 pm)chatpilot Wrote: #87 As a disciplinary tool to remind little Christian children what would happen to them if they don't respect their parents!
And he that smiteth his father, or his mother, shall be surely put to death. Exodus 21:15

/ waits for some bible cherry picker (aka as a Christian) to claim how that verse is taken "out of context".
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 20, 2010 at 7:55 pm
#88 = to give extraterrestrials visiting the earth so they can realize just how un-advanced the human race really is.

Yxxl'gg lbtthhh byytwrtllp?
Translation = you guys really believe this shit?
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 21, 2010 at 6:44 am
Lol Dirnis I know they are going to start saying how that was under the mosaic law it no longer applies. Now they have hell for naughty children lol.
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#114
RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 21, 2010 at 8:22 am
#89 For teen girls who want to impress the boys the pages of the bible make a good bra stuffer.
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 21, 2010 at 4:55 pm
#90 Shitting on it and then cleaning it off so I can shit on it again.
Quote:"An individual has not started living until he can rise above the narrow confines of his individualistic concerns to the broader concerns of all humanity. "
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September 21, 2010 at 7:02 pm (This post was last modified: September 21, 2010 at 7:02 pm by chatpilot.)
#91 Good for wrapping your silverware in when you are planning to move or store them.
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 21, 2010 at 7:13 pm
(September 21, 2010 at 4:55 pm)HeyItsZeus Wrote: #90 Shitting on it and then cleaning it off so I can shit on it again.

The Bible: perfect for all your shitting-on-the-Bible fetish needs!
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 21, 2010 at 7:14 pm
#92 To get doors slammed in your face on a Saturday morning.
Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish Zombie who was his own father can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree...

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RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 21, 2010 at 7:16 pm
#92 a good self defense weapon nothing like taking your hard covered bible and slamming your assailant in the face with a bit of "divine truth".
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
September 21, 2010 at 7:26 pm
(September 21, 2010 at 7:16 pm)chatpilot Wrote: #92 a good self defense weapon nothing like taking your hard covered bible and slamming your assailant in the face with a bit of "divine truth".

Or offensive weapon:





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