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RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
July 29, 2015 at 9:26 pm
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(July 29, 2015 at 8:31 pm)BrokenQuill92 Wrote: Op what are you talking about?!
He's obviously addressing men, not silly womenfolk, so why would you expect to understand any of it with your soft ladybrains 
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RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
July 29, 2015 at 9:27 pm
(July 29, 2015 at 12:35 pm)robvalue Wrote: Maybe you'd like to introduce yourself and get to know us first?
Yeah, but if he got to know us then it'd be harder for him to tell us what we think.
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RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
July 30, 2015 at 2:17 am
No way. I'm Jesus! I established that several months ago. You can't just turn up and announce that you're Jesus, especially if you're not even prepared to do miracles.
I already did miracles before you signed up.
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RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
July 30, 2015 at 2:18 am
I'm Jesus, and my wife, too!
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RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
July 30, 2015 at 2:21 am
What if we're ALL JESUS.
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RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
July 30, 2015 at 2:23 am
That would be a breech of trademark.
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RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
July 30, 2015 at 2:25 am
I think you meant "breach".
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RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
July 30, 2015 at 2:43 am
I think we're all Jesus in our own special way.
Except Jesus. There was no Jesus. That name wasn't around at the time he was meant to have lived, so I'm told.
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RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
July 30, 2015 at 8:10 am
(July 30, 2015 at 2:21 am)Iroscato Wrote: What if we're ALL JESUS.
What if EVERYTHING IS JESUS??? Panjesism.
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RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
July 30, 2015 at 9:54 am
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We already have a JesusHChrist, thank you very much.
But what if Jesus' prophesied return had accounted for the Internet, and he comes back as a disembodied Internet user?! A Holy Ghost in a shell, if you will. I'm surprised we haven't had a few nut jobs with this theory already. Welp, I've convince myself. I accept Internet Jesus as my load and screensavior.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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