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The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
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RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
(July 31, 2015 at 6:10 pm)TheChrist Wrote: I will let you in on a secret, I had the assistance of my private UFO. I rock spaceships like Samus, savin' worlds in non-violent ways.

In Renaissance paintings you will see the UFO's are how I got "beamed up". Pro-tip, UFO's have bread duplicating devices and reviving beams that heal the body, provided it is not over 3 days (longer on some models.) For budding magicians, it's something to look into. Personally I tricked my disciples by hovering it up in the clouds so they couldn't see how I was beamed up in a "blaze of white glory". Groovy.

I'll catch you in a bottle and give it to this guy Tongue




(July 31, 2015 at 6:10 pm)TheChrist Wrote:
(July 29, 2015 at 1:21 pm)Lucanus Wrote: Any factual evidence to back this up? I mean, serious proof that such a thing actually exists and is not a bunch of woo woo.

What separates me from others is the fact that my consciousness IS my brain and it is separated from  the brains of others; not by virtue of some spirit essence but because of simple physical separation.

But I'm just playing with you right now, I should probably stop Tongue

It's not that it exists, it's that it doesn't not exist.

Without an observing material, the brain would be a collection of disembodied thoughts, but with no essence to view them. A p-zombie.

Woo woo
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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#62
RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
(July 31, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Exian Wrote:
(July 31, 2015 at 9:23 pm)TheChrist Wrote: Image won't load.

Then maybe you aren't my screensavior after all. :/ What kind of world is this when Internet Jesus needs a tech?

My job is to save Earth, not fiddle with broken forum technology, don't look at me I didn't design this broken piece of junk.
I am the Christ and Savior of humanity.
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RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
Forgive me TheChirst, my Load, but the image loaded perfectly for me, and even when You quoted him. I would never question You, my most Savvy of Users, but perhaps the problem is on Your most Holy of ends? I hope I'm not being too bold, Internet Jesus.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:

"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."

For context, this is the previous verse:

"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
(July 31, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Exian Wrote: Forgive me TheChirst, my Load, but the image loaded perfectly for me, and even when You quoted him. I would never question You, my most Savvy of Users, but perhaps the problem is on Your most Holy of ends? I hope I'm not being too bold, Internet Jesus.
This may be the case, but this particular forum technology does not allow me to extract the IMG url.
I am the Christ and Savior of humanity.
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RE: The Meaning of Sin, False Christians, Atheists, and Misinterpretations
(July 31, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Exian Wrote:
(July 31, 2015 at 9:23 pm)TheChrist Wrote: Image won't load.

Then maybe you aren't my screensavior after all. :/ What kind of world is this when Internet Jesus needs a tech?

(August 1, 2015 at 10:28 pm)TheChrist Wrote:
(July 31, 2015 at 9:31 pm)Exian Wrote: Forgive me TheChirst, my Load, but the image loaded perfectly for me, and even when You quoted him. I would never question You, my most Savvy of Users, but perhaps the problem is on Your most Holy of ends? I hope I'm not being too bold, Internet Jesus.
This may be the case, but this particular forum technology does not allow me to extract the IMG url.

Sure it does. But to find out how, you must pray about it.

Then, it shall be revealed.
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