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#631
RE: Damned Protestants...
August 12, 2015 at 1:12 pm
Feel free.
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August 13, 2015 at 1:04 pm
I'm sure they long for the days of book burning.....ignorant assholes.

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http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/florida-...m-instead/


Quote:Florida principal tries to quietly ban book to appease Christians — sets off sh*tstorm instead

Because the last thing that xtian kids need to be allowed to do is THINK.
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August 13, 2015 at 2:23 pm
But guns....Yeah.  Fucking Jesus loved guns.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/alabama-...ned-gulch/


Quote:Alabama church hopes to lure new members with shooting range in abandoned gulch

Books bad - Guns good.

Asswipes.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
August 13, 2015 at 3:40 pm
But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, pop a cap in his ass
"Every luxury has a deep price. Every indulgence, a cosmic cost. Each fiber of pleasure you experience causes equivalent pain somewhere else. This is the first law of emodynamics [sic]. Joy can be neither created nor destroyed. The balance of happiness is constant.

Fact: Every time you eat a bite of cake, someone gets horsewhipped.

Facter: Every time two people kiss, an orphanage collapses.

Factest: Every time a baby is born, an innocent animal is severely mocked for its physical appearance. Don't be a pleasure hog. Your every smile is a dagger. Happiness is murder.

Vote "yes" on Proposition 1321. Think of some kids. Some kids."
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August 13, 2015 at 6:22 pm
Here's a couple of fine xtians!

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/florida-...ustify-it/



Quote:Florida couple accused of raping orphaned teen for years — and using the Bible to justify it
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August 16, 2015 at 4:26 pm
Tell me again what the difference is between these fucknuts and ISIS?

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/tenn-pas...et-of-god/

Quote:Tenn. pastor lashes out at ‘liberal society': Stoning gays is part of ‘the mindset of God’


Wrap his head in a towel and he'd be a mullah.
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August 19, 2015 at 2:30 pm
http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/prosperi...gods-word/

Quote:Prosperity gospel preacher: People who don’t understand why I need a jet don’t understand God’s word

Yeah, sure.  Fucking jesus made do with an ass.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
August 19, 2015 at 2:51 pm
Quote:Tenn. pastor lashes out at ‘liberal society': Stoning gays is part of ‘the mindset of God’

Not exactly gay, but I can get stoned all by myself, thank you Bong
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August 20, 2015 at 1:47 am
Crazy-assed motherfucker.

http://www.rawstory.com/2015/08/kentucky...his-grave/

Quote:Kentucky man tries to help father ‘go to heaven’ — by digging up his grave

Then again, what fucking baptist isn't.
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RE: Damned Protestants...
August 20, 2015 at 2:19 am
If they weren't religious they'd be in a padded cell.

Or just a regular cell.
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