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101 uses for Bible
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 (November 16, 2010 at 5:56 pm)Jonah Wrote: I'd grind up the Bible into a nice pulp and mix it with water to use as weed killer. Knowing the Bible's toxic effects on the human mind, God only knows its effects on pesky weeds! What if the weeds suck the stuff up and become supercilious evangelical weeds?  (November 16, 2010 at 5:58 pm)Chuck Wrote:(November 16, 2010 at 5:56 pm)Jonah Wrote: I'd grind up the Bible into a nice pulp and mix it with water to use as weed killer. Knowing the Bible's toxic effects on the human mind, God only knows its effects on pesky weeds! Then we would stage a Botanical Age of Enlightenment! 
"If your god has to make peace with me in my final hour when he has my whole lifetime to prove his existence to me...do you think I should bother?"
"But the happiness of an atheist is neither the vacuous enjoyment of a fool, nor the short-lived pleasure of a rogue. It is rather the expression of a disposition that has ceased to torture itself with foolish fancies, or perplex itself with useless beliefs." - Chapman Cohen |
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