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RE: 101 uses for Bible
November 16, 2010 at 6:45 pm
(November 16, 2010 at 5:58 pm)Chuck Wrote: (November 16, 2010 at 5:56 pm)Jonah Wrote: I'd grind up the Bible into a nice pulp and mix it with water to use as weed killer. Knowing the Bible's toxic effects on the human mind, God only knows its effects on pesky weeds!
What if the weeds suck the stuff up and become supercilious evangelical weeds?
Then we would stage a Botanical Age of Enlightenment!
"If your god has to make peace with me in my final hour when he has my whole lifetime to prove his existence to me...do you think I should bother?"
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RE: 101 uses for Bible
November 19, 2010 at 2:56 am
(This post was last modified: November 19, 2010 at 3:14 am by MehGuy.)
I once literally beaten a bible up.