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**Athene** · October 5, 2015 at 12:10 am

What do two-faced white liberals love to do after pointing out the racism of conservatives and republicans on a daily basis?

Tell black nigger jokes.

**Athene** · (This post was last modified: October 5, 2015 at 12:19 am by Athene.)

Here's a good one:

Man at bar: You know what's funny?

Bartender: What?

Man at bar: A grown man sexually penetrating a small child

Hilarious joke, right?

**Athene** · (This post was last modified: October 5, 2015 at 12:21 am by Athene.)

Oops. Double post.
Laughing too hard...I guess.

**KevinM1** · October 5, 2015 at 12:15 am

How many babies can fit in a microwave?

Three.

Exian · October 5, 2015 at 12:19 am

I heard this one when I was a kid. It's old and probably on here already.

What's easier to unload- a truck full of babies or a truck full of bowling balls?

A truck full of babies. You can't get a pitchfork through a bowling ball.

Losty · (August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)

I truly am a horrible person Shy

-On the roof of a very tall building are four men; one is asian, one is mexican, one is black, and the last one is white. The asian walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and jumps off the roof. Next, the mexican walks to the ledge and also says, "This is for all my people" and then he jumps off the roof. Next is the black guy's turn. The black guy walks to the ledge and says, "This is for all my people" and then throws the white guy off the roof.

-A black boy walks into the kitchen where his mother is baking and accidentally pulls the flour over onto his head. He turns to his mother and says, “Look Mama, I’m a white boy!” His mother smacks him and says, “Go tell your Daddy what you just said!” The boy finds his father and says, “Look Daddy, I’m a white boy!” His Daddy bends him over, spanks him, stands the boy back up, and says, “Now, what do you have to say for yourself?” The boy replies, “I’ve only been a white boy for five minutes and I already hate you black people!”

**Athene** · October 5, 2015 at 12:32 am

(October 5, 2015 at 12:21 am)Losty Wrote: I truly am a horrible person

Kind of.

Losty · October 5, 2015 at 12:33 am

What do you call a white woman with a yeast infection? Cracker with cheese.

Losty · October 5, 2015 at 12:34 am

(October 5, 2015 at 12:32 am)Thena323 Wrote:
(October 5, 2015 at 12:21 am)Losty Wrote: I truly am a horrible person
Kind of.

Some people take themselves way too seriously. I prefer to have a laugh.

**Athene** · October 5, 2015 at 12:38 am

(October 5, 2015 at 12:34 am)Losty Wrote:
(October 5, 2015 at 12:32 am)Thena323 Wrote: Kind of.

Some people take themselves way too seriously. I prefer to have a laugh.

Oh, me too.
It's all in good fun, dear. Why would you think anything different?

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