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Rapture October 7th, 2015
#71
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
(October 5, 2015 at 12:48 am)Minimalist Wrote:
(October 5, 2015 at 12:43 am)dyresand Wrote: you got to be kidding me another rapture.. we  just just finished this rapture orgy i don't think my body is ready.

Technically it is not "another rapture" as none of the previous incarnations of raptureitis have ever happened.

Let's call it yet another projected rapture.  You know, like projectile vomiting.

. . . without substance or results.
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#72
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
From one of eBible's tracts; this stuff writes itself!


Quote:It is nothing short of incredible that the Bible gives us a
number (1600), in Revelation 14, that is in the context of the
final harvest at the end of this world; and when we go 1600
days from the beginning of Judgment Day on May 21, 2011
we come to a day (October 7, 2015) that is the last day of
harvest in the biblical (Hebrew) calendar. Therefore we
dare to say that on that day there is a strong likelihood that
God will gather into heaven the precious fruit of all those He
has saved and complete the destruction of all of those He
did not save.

I've got some precious fruits for you right here!

Unsaved? Prepare to meet your destruction!

Here's the link for anyone wanting to read the complete nuttery in context:

http://ebible2.com/wp-content/uploads/20...tract2.pdf
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#73
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
Are they.....bananas? Wink Shades
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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#74
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
(October 5, 2015 at 1:25 pm)Losty Wrote: Are they.....bananas? Wink Shades

Jesus H Christ Losty! Don't do that when I have a mouth full of coffee!
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#75
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
**spoiler alert

The end isn't nigh.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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#76
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
You know, a lot of that eBible stuff reads a lot like that many-times-banned cut 'n' paste artist . . . Geezer Ebenezer, Believer21, Gary, . . . how many aliases did that sock have anyway?  But he loved these boldface verses from Romans and warning us that our time is short and we're all going to hell.
"The family that prays together...is brainwashing their children."- Albert Einstein
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#77
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
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#78
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
People have been asking them just what is going to happen on the 7th. Most of the eBible denizens have been cagey and evasive for some reason.

One brave soul put forth the following as what may happen on this fateful, glorious day. A bit wordy, but it is the End of the World, so talk is cheap:





TL;DR version - unsaved get destroyed. Adios muchachos! The Saved get new bodies and I suppose go off to live in Jesus' Eternal Hippy Commune in the Sky.
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#79
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
I wonder if the fuckheads think there are guns in heaven?  How could it be redneck heaven without guns?
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#80
RE: Rapture October 7th, 2015
I almost hope there is an earthquake on 10/7, just to freak those people out. Smile It'd be so much fun listening to them shout and proclaim only to whimper and complain as the 7th turns into the 8th, then the 9th and no heavenly rescue coming to get them. Big Grin
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