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Rapture October 7th, 2015
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From what I can make out, they base all of their dates from the time of the Flood.
Yup. The level of loony is extreme. I waded into one of their docs (110!!! pages) "explaining" how these calcs have been done. I couldn't get much past page 10.... Quote:Let us now look at what God says occurred on May 21, 2011. First, let us go to Luke 13. If http://ebible2.com/wp-content/uploads/20...0-days.pdf Someone's about to be very disappointed. 
These fuckheads remind me of a GPS.
"Re-calculating." 
Yeah, never "You have reached your destination".
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Only a few days till the End of the World, rev 2015.10.07.
Very exciting!
You know what? I seriously can't wait. The shitty part about it is its like all the other false promises. They're all big on selling the shit but not on delivering.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Hey, at least the prof hasn't been posting for a while....probably too ashamed to show his face. I sure as shit doubt that he has been "raptured." I mean, if there was a "heaven" who would want that dumbass in it?
Meanwhile, the oct 7th believers are sending emissaries and handing out tracts warning mankind of impending DOOM! DOOOOM!
Doom is in the air! Death from above jesus style ! Their fb page is hilarious in its earnest level of batshittery. 
I've never got the idea behind the Rapture.
Jesus dies. Then comes back for forty days to perform a few minor miracles, and then returns to heaven. He doesn't stick around longer to guide the human race. He doesn't give humanity directions that will advance them beyond their wildest dreams. No, he returns to heaven and stays there. His next planned trip back to the world is to wipe everybody out.  (October 4, 2015 at 1:33 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Hey, at least the prof hasn't been posting for a while....probably too ashamed to show his face. I sure as shit doubt that he has been "raptured." I mean, if there was a "heaven" who would want that dumbass in it? The prof finally found enough integrity to keep his word (for now). He sold out on the idea of the 23rd being the real deal and swore if it wasn't, the 30th would be his last day here. Still, I see welshing in his future.
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