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Here's why Creatards might be right
ErGingerbreadMandude Offline
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RE: Here's why Creatards might be right
October 28, 2015 at 7:00 am
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RE: Here's why Creatards might be right
October 28, 2015 at 7:17 am
(October 28, 2015 at 6:58 am)Quantum Wrote:
(October 28, 2015 at 6:52 am)ignoramus Wrote: What about the poor hippo things that thought they'd go for a swim in the deep ocean till they remembered that they haven't developed fins yet! It wasn't pretty.

No it wasn't. And we're not even talking all the octopuses who accidentally tied knots in their legs!

There's another reason why we must have a designer!
Irreducible complexity!  How many bloody 2 or 3 legged octopii have you seen! None! Because god made them with 8 right off the bat!
And he gave them one eye and a parrot's beak just because he could!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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RE: Here's why Creatards might be right
October 28, 2015 at 7:45 am (This post was last modified: October 28, 2015 at 7:46 am by Homeless Nutter.)
Anyone, who thinks, they were designed by an omnipotent, benevolent being must film themselves having sex. And I mean - hardcore, grizzly, close-up stuff. Does this undignified show of bodily secretions and things rubbing against other things, accompanied by variety of fart noises, seem like a suitable culmination of your entire existence, as purposely devised by anyone, let alone an all-powerful god?

Look at your own face, during an orgasm and tell me, that god intended for that to happen...
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RE: Here's why Creatards might be right
October 28, 2015 at 7:58 am
(October 28, 2015 at 7:45 am)Homeless Nutter Wrote: Anyone, who thinks, they were designed by an omnipotent, benevolent being must film themselves having sex. And I mean - hardcore, grizzly, close-up stuff. Does this undignified show of bodily secretions and things rubbing against other things, accompanied by variety of fart noises, seem like a suitable culmination of your entire existence, as purposely devised by anyone, let alone an all-powerful god?

Look at your own face, during an orgasm and tell me, that god intended for that to happen...
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Bethany: What's he like?

Metatron: God? Lonely. But funny. He's got a great sense of humor. Take sex for example. There's nothing funnier than the ridiculous faces you people make mid-coitus.

Bethany: Sex is a joke in heaven?

Metatron: The way I understand it, it's mostly a joke down here, too.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
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RE: Here's why Creatards might be right
October 28, 2015 at 8:05 am (This post was last modified: October 28, 2015 at 8:07 am by ErGingerbreadMandude.)
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RE: Here's why Creatards might be right
October 28, 2015 at 10:28 am
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A Christian told me: if you were saved you cant lose your salvation. you're sealed with the Holy Ghost
I replied: Can I refuse? Because I find the entire concept of vicarious blood sacrifice atonement to be morally abhorrent, the concept of holding flawed creatures permanently accountable for social misbehaviors and thought crimes to be morally abhorrent, and the concept of calling something "free" when it comes with the strings of subjugation and obedience perhaps the most morally abhorrent of all... and that's without even going into the history of justifying genocide, slavery, rape, misogyny, religious intolerance, and suppression of free speech which has been attributed by your own scriptures to your deity. I want a refund. I would burn happily rather than serve the monster you profess to love.

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RE: Here's why Creatards might be right
October 28, 2015 at 10:39 am
Oh yeah Baby!

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RE: Here's why Creatards might be right
October 28, 2015 at 11:54 am
I think he came a bit too fast on her mouth

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RE: Here's why Creatards might be right
October 28, 2015 at 12:02 pm
(October 28, 2015 at 5:12 am)pool Wrote: Imagine a motorcycle.
When we turn the accelerator the motorcycle moves forward.
Why does the motorcycle move forward?
The motorcycle moves forward because the motorcycle was designed to move forward when someone turn the accelerator.

Now imagine yourself.
When you walk forward you move forward.
Why do you move forward when you walk towards that direction?
We move forward when we walk towards that direction because we were designed to move forward when we walk towards that direction.
Designed by who? I honestly have no idea

You can relate this example with literally everything that happens in our daily life

See the Third Law here.

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October 28, 2015 at 12:07 pm (This post was last modified: October 28, 2015 at 12:08 pm by Thumpalumpacus.)
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