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How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
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 Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  RE: How are you going to commit to the war on Christmas?
November 9, 2015 at 11:45 pm
(This post was last modified: November 9, 2015 at 11:45 pm by Losty.)
Giving out party favors at my Christmas party xD
Myself and 2 mates are going to dress up as the 3 wise men, walk into a primary school nativity stage festival and go through the motions of raping the donkey pantomime!
The parents may be horrified but the kids will piss themselves laughing!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. 
I shall fully commit to the war on a number of fronts;
-I will buy all of my friends and family presents, that'll show 'em. -I shall drink until my liver begs for mercy, then I shall drink some more. -I will eat meat. lot's of it. There may even be some vegetables thrown in, definitely one sprout, just the one. Did I mention lots and lots of meat? - I will fight with my old man, a lot. -I will make love to my beautfiul wife, often. It's war ladies and gentlemen, take no prisoners. 
I'm sorry, but isn't Christmas coinciding with the release of Star Wars Ep.VII? Yeah - I think the War on Christmas this year is pretty much won. Jesus can maybe compete with Santa Claus and mindless consumerism, but with Han Solo also in the picture - he'll be lucky if anyone remembers his name, after stubbing a toe...
"The fact that a believer is happier than a skeptic is no more to the point than the fact that a drunken man is happier than a sober one." - George Bernard Shaw
I will continue to conspire with my fellow godless comrades towards our ultimate goal of eroding the moral fabric of our divinely granted society.
Or maybe I'll just show up at Grandma's house and eat all the Turkey? Dunno.
I reject your reality and substitute my own!
I'm going to get fifty turkey box lunches and take them to a place I know where homeless people hang out. I'll give them the food and wish them "happy holidays".
Then I'll see what my "Christian" neighbors do. 
I'm gonna get a puppy, barbecue it and eat it while not watching the Queen's Peach Speech (bloody autocorrect). I'll save some for Boxing Day and New Year, because a dog isn't just for xmas.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (November 9, 2015 at 11:45 pm)Losty Wrote: Giving out party favors at my Christmas party xD I love how that's a link to the shopping cart. (November 10, 2015 at 11:37 am)Faith No More Wrote:(November 9, 2015 at 11:45 pm)Losty Wrote: Giving out party favors at my Christmas party xD Does is not show the baby Jesus butt plug? |
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