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Shittiest first day on the job, EVER
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Shittiest first day on the job, EVER
December 11, 2015 at 9:48 pm
NOT FOR THE SQUEAMISH.
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December 11, 2015 at 9:49 pm
http://www.newser.com/story/217311/teen-...-work.html
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RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER
December 11, 2015 at 9:55 pm
I don't need to do anything but mouseover the link to learn that it sucks to be him.
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RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER
December 11, 2015 at 10:05 pm
Oh noes!
Glad I'm on my tablet and my kids can't see that. I didn't click on the link, but did as CD did and that alone is enough to make me hurt.
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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER
December 11, 2015 at 10:14 pm
His boss had a heart attack on the spot and was hospitalized.

JFC, what a fucking nightmare. Coworkers will never, ever be the same.
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RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER
December 11, 2015 at 10:29 pm
Good jeebus christoff.

Don't use your foot to push the tree in. Wow. His poor mother...
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RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER
December 11, 2015 at 10:32 pm
I bet proper training and some common sense would have prevented the accident from happening. What a shame. I feel for his family.
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RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER
December 11, 2015 at 10:34 pm
Not looking, not looking....
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RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER
December 11, 2015 at 10:41 pm
Fuck... why would you even let an untrained man get that close to the business end of a machine like that?
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RE: Shittiest first day on the job, EVER
December 11, 2015 at 11:14 pm
(December 11, 2015 at 10:41 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Fuck... why would you even let an untrained man get that close to the business end of a machine like that?

That question will be asked in the inevitable legal action.
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