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Easter!
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Cute video included.
http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/watch-je...hilarious/ Quote:‘Jesus of Nazareth’ asks New Yorkers what sins he died for on Easter and their answers are hilarious  
Happy "Dead jew on a stick" day
The meek shall inherit the Earth, the rest of us will fly to the stars.
Never underestimate the power of very stupid people in large groups Arguing with an engineer is like wrestling with a pig in mud ..... after a while you realise that the pig likes it! 
I think peeps are fine as far as flavor, but they do make my pancreas want to whip and nae nae its way around my abdominal cavity. No other sugary thing does quite what Peeps do to me.
"For me, it is far better to grasp the Universe as it really is than to persist in delusion, however satisfying and reassuring." - Carl Sagan
 RE: Easter!
March 27, 2016 at 5:25 pm
(This post was last modified: March 27, 2016 at 5:27 pm by Alex K.)
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The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition
 
Why isn't anyone celebrating resurrection of Hercules? As son of Zeus and mortal woman when he died he ascended to heaven to be among gods and yet nothing. There is not even a painting of it. I even found a picture of resurrected deities and he wasn't mentioned even there:
![[Image: resurrected.jpg]](https://dausonstimpsongagnon.files.wordpress.com/2013/03/resurrected.jpg)
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
RE: Easter!
March 30, 2016 at 8:16 am
(This post was last modified: March 30, 2016 at 8:17 am by Fake Messiah.)
In the meantime Chris Pratt spent his Easter building ancient torture device:
![[Image: cfe5ae85cd35ccab4066e9e9885c3c73.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i73.fastpic.ru%2Fbig%2F2016%2F0330%2F73%2Fcfe5ae85cd35ccab4066e9e9885c3c73.jpg) He's probably planning a suicide. I mean if some guy was building a guillotine or electric chair during weekend you'd send him to the shrink.
teachings of the Bible are so muddled and self-contradictory that it was possible for Christians to happily burn heretics alive for five long centuries. It was even possible for the most venerated patriarchs of the Church, like St. Augustine and St. Thomas Aquinas, to conclude that heretics should be tortured (Augustine) or killed outright (Aquinas). Martin Luther and John Calvin advocated the wholesale murder of heretics, apostates, Jews, and witches. - Sam Harris, "Letter To A Christian Nation"
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