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Online dating truthers
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If I were to ever place an ad -- and I wouldn't, that ain't me -- it'd probably read something like this:
Single guy looking for a gal old enough to know better and young enough to not care. I like guitarin', cooking, hiking, roller coasters, and making her wonder if I'm joking or serious. You don't need to be into those things, variety is the spice of life. You should be confident, smart, and funny, not necessarily in that order; enjoy good lovin'; and like random affection as well as the occasional slap on the backside. Perfection is a minus, because I can't keep up.
* Losty responds to Thump's ad.....
Hi, my name is Rob. I'm a nerd who loves to make crap jokes all the time. I like making people laugh! Or failing that, laugh at how bad my jokes are.
I live for people and animals. Everything else is details. I value love in all its forms, including close friendship. I have the bestest bestie anyone could ever have. You can't have her! Also, you're never going to stop me talking to her. So you can just forget that right now. What we have is really special and I'm not compromising it for anyone. I'm very ill, but I try my hardest not to let it ruin my life. I try to offer the best parts of me to make up for the things I can't do as well. I value kindness above all else, as well as honesty and integrity. I'm a maths geek too, I've always enjoyed it. I love computer games, board games, card games... all sorts of games. I love roller skating, and playing the piano/organ. If you meet me in person, and I don't know you well, I'll probably seem quiet. I am on the quiet, introverted side, although I've come out of my shell much more recently. I have to gauge how much people can handle how I am. That leads me to err on the side of caution. If I feel you have a good sense of humour and don't take things too seriously, I'll let my hair down (except I don't have much of it) and you'll see the silly, honest and rude side of me. No refunds. Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists. Index of useful threads and discussions Index of my best videos Quickstart guide to the forum (July 31, 2016 at 2:57 am)robvalue Wrote: Hi, my name is Rob. I'm a nerd who loves to make crap jokes all the time. I like making people laugh! Or failing that, laugh at how bad my jokes are. Shaaaaaaaaaaw Yeah! No refunds! Ya hear?! And good thing these are hypothetical, because I'm Emma's prophet, and any solicitors would be reported!
"Hipster is what happens when young hot people do what old ladies do." -Exian
Hehe!
Your profile is adorable Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists. Index of useful threads and discussions Index of my best videos Quickstart guide to the forum (July 31, 2016 at 2:16 am)Losty Wrote: I'll add...if you don't wanna "steer the sex" keep on scrolling When I hear steer the sex I keep thinking of Scottie from StarTrek. Aye cappin, I don't know how much longer I can hold it! Everyone clear the room! She's about to blow!
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear. (July 31, 2016 at 3:31 am)ignoramus Wrote:(July 31, 2016 at 2:16 am)Losty Wrote: I'll add...if you don't wanna "steer the sex" keep on scrolling
Lol steer the sex
That's a new one! What a romantic way of putting it. Feel free to send me a private message.
Please visit my website here! It's got lots of information about atheism/theism and support for new atheists. Index of useful threads and discussions Index of my best videos Quickstart guide to the forum
I normally go with "sway the fuck".
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