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How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
#51
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(November 30, 2016 at 12:59 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I'm starting to think this person is a Poe. It's actually kind of funny haha.

Hell, I'm starting to think he's a robot Poe.  Robopoe.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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#52
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(November 30, 2016 at 12:59 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: I'm starting to think this person is a Poe. It's actually kind of funny haha.

Albeit:

CONCLUSION (On the horizon of biblical accord): The Christian God is quite dead.
Thereafter, there exists not any logical description betwixt the opposite, par the aforesaid conclusion.

('A')

It is indubitable, that God had passed, for Jesus is (was) God.

Here are roughly 20 scriptures that stipulate such.

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('B')

Sacrificial suicide, changes not the instance of SUICIDE.


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('C')

Said form's resurrection was but supposedly so; for no separate God (in Yaweh's capacity) existed such that said alternate God possessed resurrection-capability.

Therein, a rather pertinent query emerges; What resurrected God, whilst his three day death persisted?

The theistic mind fails to observe such a paradox.
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#53
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
*Bzzzt* ERROR ERROR
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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#54
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(November 30, 2016 at 1:02 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: *Bzzzt* ERROR ERROR

Indeed. Despite your title, you express quite the theistic thought cycle.
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#55
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(November 30, 2016 at 1:03 pm)ProgrammingGodJordan Wrote:
(November 30, 2016 at 1:02 pm)FatAndFaithless Wrote: *Bzzzt* ERROR ERROR

Indeed. Despite your title, you express quite the theistic thought cycle.

Holy shit something a human would say.

And that's the second time an atheist has resorted to calling me theistic (as if that's an insult) when I disagree with their shitty arguments.
In every country and every age, the priest had been hostile to Liberty.
- Thomas Jefferson
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#56
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
So is God / Jesus an AI programmer as well?

If so that's impressive considering that the only computing device he had available was an abacus.
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#57
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
I am seriously cracking up right now. I love this guy.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#58
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
Thread titles like this make me think of those Youtube videos titled "JOHN DOE DESTROYS CHRISTIANITY IN TWO MINUTES" or "JANE DOE CRUSHES ATHEISM WITH ONE QUESTION." And the comment section is full of people who are neither crushed nor destroyed. But I get it. A video titled "JACK SMITH CALMLY DISCUSSES RELIGION FOR FIVE MINUTES" isn't going to generate much interest among the commentariat.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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#59
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(November 30, 2016 at 12:54 pm)Faith No More Wrote:
(November 30, 2016 at 12:50 pm)Minimalist Wrote: At a minute and 13 seconds I think you are taxing the jesus freak attention span too far.  The fuckers can't concentrate that long.

They could have ten hour attentions spans for all it matters.  They'll shut it off quickly for the terrible audio and Drum 'N Bass in the background.

And the terrible, hard-to-understand robot voice.  Why do all these videos have to have robot voices?  What's wrong with using an actual human voice?
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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#60
RE: How to convert Christians to atheists in 30 seconds (ironically, using bible)
(November 30, 2016 at 1:04 pm)Mathilda Wrote: So is God / Jesus an AI programmer as well?

If so that's impressive considering that the only computing device he had available was an abacus.

Nonsense.

There existed not any indication of silicon-bound, modern technologies, betwixt said time.

By extension, Jesus is likely quite fictitious.
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