Okay, where is that bastaard that went ahead and killed my foremost supplier of fresh souls?
"If we go down, we go down together!"
- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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- Your mum, last night, suggesting 69.
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Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
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Can't be true, he forgot to take his Galaxy smartphone and get the pics this time. If he ain't got nothing to sell, he's just riffing.
But, Lucifer's in L.A.
There's a TV show about it! Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" 
Isn't the devil a cross dresser? I mean, he wears Prada doesn't he?
No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.  (July 4, 2017 at 7:35 pm)ignoramus Wrote: Isn't the devil a cross dresser? I mean, he wears Prada doesn't he? Doesn't count, the devil is actually hermaphroditic. Very few people know that.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?
--- There is no better way to convey the least amount of information in the greatest amount of words than to try explaining your religious views.  RE: Well, shit... Now who are supposed to worship?
July 5, 2017 at 7:49 pm
(This post was last modified: July 5, 2017 at 7:49 pm by Cyberman.)
Actually, George Spiggott is the name and he has a Timelord's fashion sense:
![[Image: DEVIL-BEDAZZLED.png]](https://i0.wp.com/www.lippsisters.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/DEVIL-BEDAZZLED.png) Though he has a more formal Satanic look: ![[Image: Bibelot_BLog_SatiricalComedies_Bedazzled.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=bibelotmagazine.com%2Fwp-content%2Fuploads%2F2015%2F02%2FBibelot_BLog_SatiricalComedies_Bedazzled.jpg)
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
Oh well, if Satan really has been destroyed then I suppose you could all worship me.
It's a burden, but someone has to step up. Gifts, I mean "sacrifices", should consist of black roses, sapphires, platinum, and motorbikes. Blood sacrifices should be made on a weekly basis. I will accept non virgins, but they must be religious fundamentalists, anti-feminists, anti-science, or something similar. You may now start worshipping. Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
I want to kneel before your altar every day.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
That wasn't creepy at all...
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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