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International Blasphemy Day 2017

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International Blasphemy Day 2017
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 30, 2017 at 1:46 am (This post was last modified: July 30, 2017 at 1:47 am by ignoramus.)
I'm going to blaspheme the Catholic way!

Poopy poop if you don't like it!

C'mon Kernel! Don't be shy! We all want to hear you too!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 30, 2017 at 6:34 am (This post was last modified: July 30, 2017 at 6:42 am by chimp3.)
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God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!






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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 30, 2017 at 6:43 am
God warned her to eat the Samsung instead! She didn't listen!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 30, 2017 at 12:17 pm
And then we can embrace categorical ambiguity with some plausible speculations as to Jesus' torments in hell post crucifixion and pre-resurrection in order to earn souls for His Salvation Club.

Clearly, He was burned. The Lake of Fire is first stop for all who enter the premises. This would not have been pleasant, indeed, worse than anything Jesus has experienced to date on earth. Now, worse than anything He can imagine ?? Interesting to think about, preaching apocalyptic Judaism would imply He has given some thought along those lines.

And then there is the physics of a 'lake' of fire. Fire would behave like an extreme fluid. It would penetrate pores, of course, and nostrils and ears. I think we can forgive Jesus some screaming (He would after all) and so Jesus would be ingesting the fire too. Even his tear ducts would be conveying the burning fire !!!

So, we have Jesus being thoroughly tormented, inside and out, relentlessly and thoroughly. Even Jesus' penis would be conveying the fire deep into his bladder and kidneys, prostrate and epididymis and testicles too.


Imagine His torment!! And His love for humanity to voluntarily endure this to secure Salvation for all who BELIEVE !!!
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 30, 2017 at 12:20 pm
Has anyone marketed a Jesus blow-up doll? I would imagine they could have quite a field day with it and taking selfies in various positions with it.
Religions were invented to impress and dupe illiterate, superstitious stone-age peasants. So in this modern, enlightened age of information, what's your excuse? Or are you saying with all your advantages, you were still tricked as easily as those early humans?

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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 30, 2017 at 2:15 pm
might be kinda hot for a more prosaic and expected function . . . .
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 30, 2017 at 2:16 pm
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 30, 2017 at 2:16 pm
I think that would be a start. A little vinyl patching kit and another more fully equipped blow up doll, and you would be there.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 30, 2017 at 2:17 pm
Oh, and fill Him with lentils, not air, for a more realistic feel and body heft.
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RE: International Blasphemy Day 2017
July 30, 2017 at 2:21 pm
Into the abyss . . .


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