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Amending my Good and Kindly ways
#11
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
Sharp scalpels are way over-rated if you are a dealer in pain. Just sayin'. Go back and assess what effect a rusty hacksaw has on your badness.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#12
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
(September 11, 2017 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?"

My final score was merely 16 out of 50!

So, as a result, I have had to re-assess the ways I live my life, so that I can closer emulate our Dark Lord.

I'm open to suggestions on how I can change my life to be closer to, or even become, the anti-Christ.

All suggestions welcome.




1. Develop a chemical additive for cooked Christian baby flesh to make both their taste and aroma irresistibly addictive.

2. Develop a ultra-high explosive computer virus that propagates over the internet and infect brains which take the Bible seriously

3. Develop a mutagenic weapon that turns anything a Muslim attempt to consume into swine flesh

4. Make every evangelical fuck himself with Ken ham's banana

5. Grow horns (petite girlie ones)

6. Grow a barbed tail

7. Do all those while purring in the nude.
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#13
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
(September 11, 2017 at 10:01 pm)Fireball Wrote: Sharp scalpels are way over-rated if you are a dealer in pain. Just sayin'. Go back and assess what effect a rusty hacksaw has on your badness.

Blunt spoons...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#14
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
(September 11, 2017 at 10:19 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(September 11, 2017 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?"

My final score was merely 16 out of 50!

So, as a result, I have had to re-assess the ways I live my life, so that I can closer emulate our Dark Lord.

I'm open to suggestions on how I can change my life to be closer to, or even become, the anti-Christ.

All suggestions welcome.




1. Develop a chemical additive for cooked Christian baby flesh to make both their taste and aroma irresistibly addictive.

2. Develop a ultra-high explosive computer virus that propagates over the internet and infect brains which take the Bible seriously

3. Develop a mutagenic weapon that turns anything a Muslim attempt to consume into swine flesh

4. Make every evangelical fuck himself with Ken ham's banana

5. Grow horns (petite girlie ones)

6. Grow a barbed tail

7. Do all those while purring in the nude.

You mean, "Weekends"?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#15
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
(September 11, 2017 at 10:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 11, 2017 at 10:01 pm)Fireball Wrote: Sharp scalpels are way over-rated if you are a dealer in pain. Just sayin'. Go back and assess what effect a rusty hacksaw has on your badness.

Blunt spoons...

Chain saws.
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#16
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
(September 11, 2017 at 10:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(September 11, 2017 at 10:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Blunt spoons...

Chain saws.

Chain spoons...

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#17
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
(September 11, 2017 at 10:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 11, 2017 at 10:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Chain saws.

Chain spoons...

Sand paper
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#18
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
(September 11, 2017 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?"

My final score was merely 16 out of 50!

So, as a result, I have had to re-assess the ways I live my life, so that I can closer emulate our Dark Lord.

I'm open to suggestions on how I can change my life to be closer to, or even become, the anti-Christ.

All suggestions welcome.


Redouble your commitment to feminism, embrace socialism, exhibit more vigor in your anti-family agenda, leave your husband (?), kill your children (?), practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become a Lesbian.
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#19
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
(September 11, 2017 at 10:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(September 11, 2017 at 10:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Chain saws.

Chain spoons...

Now that just sounds like a spank factory. Hardly punitive.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
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#20
RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
(September 11, 2017 at 10:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:
(September 11, 2017 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?"

My final score was merely 16 out of 50!

So, as a result, I have had to re-assess the ways I live my life, so that I can closer emulate our Dark Lord.

I'm open to suggestions on how I can change my life to be closer to, or even become, the anti-Christ.

All suggestions welcome.


Redouble your commitment to feminism, embrace socialism, exhibit more vigor in your anti-family agenda, leave your husband (?), kill your children (?), practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become a Lesbian.


No self respecting antochrist is going to let any two bit evangelical define her.
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