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RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
September 11, 2017 at 10:01 pm
Sharp scalpels are way over-rated if you are a dealer in pain. Just sayin'. Go back and assess what effect a rusty hacksaw has on your badness.
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RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
September 11, 2017 at 10:19 pm
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(September 11, 2017 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?"
My final score was merely 16 out of 50!
So, as a result, I have had to re-assess the ways I live my life, so that I can closer emulate our Dark Lord.
I'm open to suggestions on how I can change my life to be closer to, or even become, the anti-Christ.
All suggestions welcome.
1. Develop a chemical additive for cooked Christian baby flesh to make both their taste and aroma irresistibly addictive.
2. Develop a ultra-high explosive computer virus that propagates over the internet and infect brains which take the Bible seriously
3. Develop a mutagenic weapon that turns anything a Muslim attempt to consume into swine flesh
4. Make every evangelical fuck himself with Ken ham's banana
5. Grow horns (petite girlie ones)
6. Grow a barbed tail
7. Do all those while purring in the nude.
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RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
September 11, 2017 at 10:29 pm
(September 11, 2017 at 10:01 pm)Fireball Wrote: Sharp scalpels are way over-rated if you are a dealer in pain. Just sayin'. Go back and assess what effect a rusty hacksaw has on your badness.
Blunt spoons...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
September 11, 2017 at 10:31 pm
(September 11, 2017 at 10:19 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: (September 11, 2017 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?"
My final score was merely 16 out of 50!
So, as a result, I have had to re-assess the ways I live my life, so that I can closer emulate our Dark Lord.
I'm open to suggestions on how I can change my life to be closer to, or even become, the anti-Christ.
All suggestions welcome.
1. Develop a chemical additive for cooked Christian baby flesh to make both their taste and aroma irresistibly addictive.
2. Develop a ultra-high explosive computer virus that propagates over the internet and infect brains which take the Bible seriously
3. Develop a mutagenic weapon that turns anything a Muslim attempt to consume into swine flesh
4. Make every evangelical fuck himself with Ken ham's banana
5. Grow horns (petite girlie ones)
6. Grow a barbed tail
7. Do all those while purring in the nude.
You mean, "Weekends"?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
September 11, 2017 at 10:48 pm
(September 11, 2017 at 10:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (September 11, 2017 at 10:01 pm)Fireball Wrote: Sharp scalpels are way over-rated if you are a dealer in pain. Just sayin'. Go back and assess what effect a rusty hacksaw has on your badness.
Blunt spoons...
Chain saws.
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RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
September 11, 2017 at 10:53 pm
(September 11, 2017 at 10:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote: (September 11, 2017 at 10:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Blunt spoons...
Chain saws.
Chain spoons...
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RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
September 11, 2017 at 10:54 pm
(September 11, 2017 at 10:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (September 11, 2017 at 10:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Chain saws.
Chain spoons...
Sand paper
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RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
September 11, 2017 at 10:55 pm
(September 11, 2017 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?"
My final score was merely 16 out of 50!
So, as a result, I have had to re-assess the ways I live my life, so that I can closer emulate our Dark Lord.
I'm open to suggestions on how I can change my life to be closer to, or even become, the anti-Christ.
All suggestions welcome.
Redouble your commitment to feminism, embrace socialism, exhibit more vigor in your anti-family agenda, leave your husband (?), kill your children (?), practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become a Lesbian.
The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
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RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
September 11, 2017 at 10:55 pm
(September 11, 2017 at 10:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (September 11, 2017 at 10:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Chain saws.
Chain spoons...
Now that just sounds like a spank factory. Hardly punitive.
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RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
September 11, 2017 at 10:57 pm
(September 11, 2017 at 10:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: (September 11, 2017 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?"
My final score was merely 16 out of 50!
So, as a result, I have had to re-assess the ways I live my life, so that I can closer emulate our Dark Lord.
I'm open to suggestions on how I can change my life to be closer to, or even become, the anti-Christ.
All suggestions welcome.
Redouble your commitment to feminism, embrace socialism, exhibit more vigor in your anti-family agenda, leave your husband (?), kill your children (?), practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become a Lesbian.
No self respecting antochrist is going to let any two bit evangelical define her.
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