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Amending my Good and Kindly ways
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Sharp scalpels are way over-rated if you are a dealer in pain. Just sayin'. Go back and assess what effect a rusty hacksaw has on your badness.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
 RE: Amending my Good and Kindly ways
September 11, 2017 at 10:19 pm
(This post was last modified: September 11, 2017 at 10:25 pm by Anomalocaris.)
(September 11, 2017 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?" 1. Develop a chemical additive for cooked Christian baby flesh to make both their taste and aroma irresistibly addictive. 2. Develop a ultra-high explosive computer virus that propagates over the internet and infect brains which take the Bible seriously 3. Develop a mutagenic weapon that turns anything a Muslim attempt to consume into swine flesh 4. Make every evangelical fuck himself with Ken ham's banana 5. Grow horns (petite girlie ones) 6. Grow a barbed tail 7. Do all those while purring in the nude.  (September 11, 2017 at 10:01 pm)Fireball Wrote: Sharp scalpels are way over-rated if you are a dealer in pain. Just sayin'. Go back and assess what effect a rusty hacksaw has on your badness. Blunt spoons... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???" (September 11, 2017 at 10:19 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote:(September 11, 2017 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?" You mean, "Weekends"? Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (September 11, 2017 at 10:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote:(September 11, 2017 at 10:29 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Blunt spoons... Chain spoons... Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni: "You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"  (September 11, 2017 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?" Redouble your commitment to feminism, embrace socialism, exhibit more vigor in your anti-family agenda, leave your husband (?), kill your children (?), practice witchcraft, destroy capitalism and become a Lesbian. The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it.
(September 11, 2017 at 10:53 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:(September 11, 2017 at 10:48 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Chain saws. Now that just sounds like a spank factory. Hardly punitive.
If you get to thinking you’re a person of some influence, try ordering somebody else’s dog around.
(September 11, 2017 at 10:55 pm)vorlon13 Wrote:(September 11, 2017 at 9:23 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I recently did a self assessment I will call, "How close are you, as an atheist, to being the anti-Christ?" No self respecting antochrist is going to let any two bit evangelical define her. |
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