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It's coming up to that time of year again...

Poll: What will you do for the War on Christmas?
This poll is closed.
I'm going to say "Happy Holidays" to every Christian I meet!
6.90%
 2 6.90%
Is genocide an option this year?
10.34%
 3 10.34%
I'm going to hide until it's over
10.34%
 3 10.34%
There's a war on Christmas?
20.69%
 6 20.69%
I'm going to troll religious websites
0%
 0 0%
Make Christmas trees, not war!
10.34%
 3 10.34%
Did you run out of choices for option 7?
10.34%
 3 10.34%
Fuck off, poll!
31.03%
 9 31.03%
Total 29 vote(s) 100%
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It's coming up to that time of year again...
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#21
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September 21, 2017 at 10:03 pm
(September 21, 2017 at 9:49 pm)Whateverist Wrote: I must be becoming more lax.  I suspect I'll say "happy _____" to anyone about who I know the winter holiday they celebrate and "happy holidays" to everyone else.  In the past I've sent pointedly secular cards to xtian relatives.  I figure they know where I stand now.  Moving on.

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#22
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 21, 2017 at 11:51 pm
I was talking to a few colleagues at work today about this very topic. We were talking about the Christmas party but our company now calls it the "winter event" which has prompted some eye-rolling.
We've had a few Jehovah's Witness colleagues and they wouldn't go to the party if it was called a Christmas party. But they'll go if it's named correctly, apparently lol.
I told my coworkers that the war on Christmas is made-up and that I'll sometimes tell people Happy Holidays because it includes Christmas and New Year's.

Oddly, I sometimes hear people aggressively wish "Merry Christmas" as if they feel they're being rebellious or something by saying this.

-Teresa
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#23
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September 22, 2017 at 12:36 am (This post was last modified: September 22, 2017 at 12:36 am by Amarok.)
(September 21, 2017 at 11:51 pm)Tres Leches Wrote: I was talking to a few colleagues at work today about this very topic. We were talking about the Christmas party but our company now calls it the "winter event" which has prompted some eye-rolling.
We've had a few Jehovah's Witness colleagues and they wouldn't go to the party if it was called a Christmas party. But they'll go if it's named correctly, apparently lol.
I told my coworkers that the war on Christmas is made-up and that I'll sometimes tell people Happy Holidays because it includes Christmas and New Year's.

Oddly, I sometimes hear people aggressively wish "Merry Christmas" as if they feel they're being rebellious or something by saying this.

-Teresa
And I just as aggressively "happy holidays" back
Seek strength, not to be greater than my brother, but to fight my greatest enemy -- myself.

Inuit Proverb

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#24
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 22, 2017 at 12:41 am
Blow their minds.  Say "Io Saturnalia."
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#25
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 22, 2017 at 1:32 am
(September 21, 2017 at 7:39 pm)ignoramus Wrote: With Trump's help, for Christmas lunch we're having nuclear fried chicken with glow in the dark peas.

I make glow in the dark icing - a real thing. 


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(November 14, 2018 at 8:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Have a good day at work.  If we ever meet in a professional setting, let me answer your question now.  Yes, I DO want fries with that.
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#26
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September 22, 2017 at 3:09 am
We don't celebrare Christmas, only Merkelmas, and that's mandatory for everyone.
The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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#27
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September 22, 2017 at 4:41 am
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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#28
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September 22, 2017 at 6:28 am
I am not really interested in celebrating the day baby Jesus died of a seizure (or whatever Christmas is supposed to be) but I am interested in receiving gifts again one day if I ever get an Xmas present again one day lol.
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RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 22, 2017 at 6:39 am
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No God, No fear.
Know God, Know fear.
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Edwardo Piet Away
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#30
RE: It's coming up to that time of year again...
September 22, 2017 at 6:52 am
I bet Jesus never even bathed and he always smelled strongly of rectal cancer.


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