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Worst attempt to prove evolution wrong.
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Worst attempt to prove evolution wrong.
August 21, 2011 at 9:20 pm
What better way to prove evolution wrong than with PEANUT BUTTER?



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RE: Worst attempt to prove evolution wrong.
August 21, 2011 at 9:29 pm (This post was last modified: August 21, 2011 at 9:33 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
LOL, I half expected this to be an Atheist Forums highlight reel. The infamous "monster from a jar of peanut butter" clip.

This guy is selling a half truth. Our food system does depend on "evolution not happening". That's what makes it so dangerous when it does.

http://articles.latimes.com/2011/jun/03/...i-20110603
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RE: Worst attempt to prove evolution wrong.
August 22, 2011 at 12:50 am
Yeah major woopsies there Rhythm!

Who'd a though a humble little bacterium like E coli would have evolved to be multi resistant???
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RE: Worst attempt to prove evolution wrong.
August 22, 2011 at 1:13 am (This post was last modified: August 22, 2011 at 1:15 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Not god, apparently, when he placed what must have been harmless e coli on this rock six thousand years ago.

I'll be honest fellas, the ID argument is starting to sway me, no one could have possibly imagined such a clueless fuck up as god.
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RE: Worst attempt to prove evolution wrong.
August 22, 2011 at 3:56 am
When something as beautiful, as complex and as intricate as Duane Gish comes along, I have to wonder if he could have emerged purely by chance. If it wasn't for the inconvenience of facts about our world, maybe I would be looking at ID too.
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RE: Worst attempt to prove evolution wrong.
August 22, 2011 at 5:22 am
I am not saying creationists are wrong when they say they didn't evolve beyond apes. But why can't creationists just admit to themselves that they are the only ones who failed to evolve from apes, and consequently can't hope to form any arguments sophisticated enough to fool anyone else?
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RE: Worst attempt to prove evolution wrong.
August 22, 2011 at 7:47 am
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RE: Worst attempt to prove evolution wrong.
August 22, 2011 at 8:06 am
Evolution do NOT WORK THAT WAY! [/morbo]
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RE: Worst attempt to prove evolution wrong.
August 22, 2011 at 8:48 am
That is SOOOOOOO retarded. I almost cried... Oh no, I actually cried.
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RE: Worst attempt to prove evolution wrong.
August 22, 2011 at 9:42 am (This post was last modified: August 22, 2011 at 9:44 am by Justtristo.)
(August 22, 2011 at 7:47 am)TheAtheistTroll Wrote: BEHOLD
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I seriously think the way Ray Comfort handled that banana in that infamous episode makes me serious think he has had sex with other men. Although it would not be the first time a fundamentalist preacher has been secretly having sex with other guys (Ted Haggard comes to mind).


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