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Silly church people
#21
RE: Silly church people
(March 25, 2018 at 10:11 am)Lutrinae Wrote: Not sure if you have this in your area, but we have it here in the Bay area.

Churches have employed the help of police to stop traffic in order for church congregants to be able to exit more easily into traffic.

I personally figure the police have better things to do and that the church congregant issue of leaving the premise should be their own business.

Every damn Sunday!

Those are officers doing one of their jobs, controlling traffic for everyone's safety. They also may be paid for by the church by paying the local city or county.

GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#22
RE: Silly church people
Even if the city pays for it... it's not just a service to "help people get out of the parking lot"... it's also is a service to "keep traffic flowing on the road"... so I don't have any problem with it.
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#23
RE: Silly church people
um . . .

Parking lots are not mentioned in Scripture.

I'm thinking they need a revelation, or interpretation of prophesy to approve traffic control. Might be something to best run by the theologians first. A mistake would threaten their chance at Salvation.

They can't be too careful.
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#24
RE: Silly church people
(March 25, 2018 at 10:29 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: um . . .

Parking lots are not mentioned in Scripture.

I'm thinking they need a revelation, or interpretation of prophesy to approve traffic control. Might be something to best run by the theologians first. A mistake would threaten their chance at Salvation.

They can't be too careful.

Only if they were killed by a driverless car.

God, "what happened to you?"

Soul, "I was killed by a self driving car!"

God, "What a stupid way to die! It's off to hell for you!"

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#25
RE: Silly church people
Not nearly as spectacular as Judas exploding his intestines all over.

(in one account, but not the other)
 The granting of a pardon is an imputation of guilt, and the acceptance a confession of it. 




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#26
RE: Silly church people
(March 25, 2018 at 10:43 pm)vorlon13 Wrote: Not nearly as spectacular as Judas exploding his intestines all over.

(in one account, but not the other)

Alternate Reality Judas. (He had a goatee!)

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#27
RE: Silly church people
(March 25, 2018 at 4:12 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Yeah. I understand you may think going to church is a waste of time, but still there's going to be traffic. I get it near where I live because of a school. The police are there every weekday, but I'm not going to ask if they have something better to do with their time.


(March 25, 2018 at 10:26 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Even if the city pays for it... it's not just a service to "help people get out of the parking lot"... it's also is a service to "keep traffic flowing on the road"... so I don't have any problem with it.

Finally, people with some sense. Amazing what happens when a person thinks objectively and not through their prejudiced lens.
"Of course, everyone will claim they respect someone who tries to speak the truth, but in reality, this is a rare quality. Most respect those who speak truths they agree with, and their respect for the speaking only extends as far as their realm of personal agreement. It is less common, almost to the point of becoming a saintly virtue, that someone truly respects and loves the truth seeker, even when their conclusions differ wildly." 

-walsh
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#28
RE: Silly church people
(March 26, 2018 at 12:30 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote:
(March 25, 2018 at 4:12 pm)Chad32 Wrote: Yeah. I understand you may think going to church is a waste of time, but still there's going to be traffic. I get it near where I live because of a school. The police are there every weekday, but I'm not going to ask if they have something better to do with their time.


(March 25, 2018 at 10:26 pm)vulcanlogician Wrote: Even if the city pays for it... it's not just a service to "help people get out of the parking lot"... it's also is a service to "keep traffic flowing on the road"... so I don't have any problem with it.

Finally, people with some sense. Amazing what happens when a person thinks objectively and not through their prejudiced lens.

But...

... I just polished my prejudiced lens!

Why shouldn't I use it?

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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#29
RE: Silly church people
(March 26, 2018 at 12:30 pm)Catholic_Lady Wrote: ...Finally, people with some sense. Amazing what happens when a person thinks objectively and not through their prejudiced lens.

Speaking of prejudiced lens's may I suggest you avail yourself of a pair of
'Joo Janta 200 Super-Chromatic Peril Sensitive Sunglasses' if you intend to log on over the weekend. Easter on April 1st? This will be comedy gold. The gift that keeps on giving.
It's amazing 'science' always seems to 'find' whatever it is funded for, and never the oppsite. Drich.
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#30
RE: Silly church people
The issue is a tad more complicated than you'd think at first glance.

http://www.slate.com/articles/news_and_p...e_off.html


Quote:The Blurred Blue Line

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When police officers take off-duty jobs, do they work for the people, or are they guns for hire?
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