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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 26, 2018 at 8:15 am
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(March 25, 2018 at 7:16 pm)chimp3 Wrote: (March 25, 2018 at 7:11 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: Let me explain the context to you.
We were discussing the definition of 'Species' and under that definition it stated "a DISTINCT sort or kind".
Pigs and rabbits are distinctly different, hence they belong to different kinds...
Are you going to still maintain that Chimp was taken out of context?
This is why I call Creationists/ Intelligent Design perpetuators " I.D.iots" A definition huggy already had his ass handed to him on . By misusing word and concepts in taxonomy.
(March 25, 2018 at 7:41 pm)chimp3 Wrote: (March 25, 2018 at 7:27 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: 
Indeed.. Ah yes, monotremes! Takes me back, way back! Back to our reptilian mammal days! Gotta love how even after you admit you made an error then corrected it huggy needs to bring it up . Well guess he needs his cheap gotcha points . No matter how low he needs to sink to get them.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 26, 2018 at 11:16 am
(March 25, 2018 at 7:35 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Testicles.
Because an old fashioned way to remember the order when crossing yourself was, "spectacles, testicles, wallet and watch".
That's going to make a funny cross if your a female. First a finger to your eyes, then point at the priests groin, then at you purse, then indicate a time? "I'll see your dick for money at 3PM".
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 26, 2018 at 2:44 pm
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 30, 2018 at 1:16 am
(March 25, 2018 at 10:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (March 25, 2018 at 9:41 pm)Godscreated Wrote: You will be better off believing me than a gay artist. God the Father is the One being discussed here, Jesus is the result of God the Father sending God the Holy Spirit to work a miracle with Mary. Don't anyone get offended about the gay reference, I'm only pointing out that God condemns the actions of gays.
GC
So god the father and god the holy spirit had a three way with Mary?
The kinky little devils!
You are repulsive at the best and doomed in the end if you continue down this path.
GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 30, 2018 at 1:30 am
(March 30, 2018 at 1:16 am)Godscreated Wrote: (March 25, 2018 at 10:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So god the father and god the holy spirit had a three way with Mary?
The kinky little devils!
You are repulsive at the best and doomed in the end if you continue down this path.
GC
Deep down, that turned you on big time. Admit it.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 30, 2018 at 1:45 am
(March 30, 2018 at 1:30 am)Grandizer Wrote: (March 30, 2018 at 1:16 am)Godscreated Wrote: You are repulsive at the best and doomed in the end if you continue down this path.
GC
Deep down, that turned you on big time. Admit it.
You are even sicker.
GC
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 30, 2018 at 8:49 am
(March 30, 2018 at 1:16 am)Godscreated Wrote: (March 25, 2018 at 10:11 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: So god the father and god the holy spirit had a three way with Mary?
The kinky little devils!
You are repulsive at the best and doomed in the end if you continue down this path.
GC
Scripture repeatedly IDs Jesus as the Son of God, yet the impregnation of Virgin Mary was conducted by Holy Spirit.
Better you get accustomed to this raising questions than to just dismissing the inquiries. Clearly, something that might have been particularly distasteful (Holy Spirit collecting and transporting and injecting God's seminal emissions into a teenage girls uterus) occurred.
Maybe God should not have delegated this task ??
Or even better, He could have used a tried and true method and formed Jesus's body from the mud of the earth and then blown Jesus soul onboard with His mighty nostrils. We still get a Savior that way, and the specter of Holy Spirit stimulating God's penis to the point of ejaculation is precluded.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 30, 2018 at 9:43 am
(March 30, 2018 at 1:45 am)Godscreated Wrote: (March 30, 2018 at 1:30 am)Grandizer Wrote: Deep down, that turned you on big time. Admit it.
You are even sicker.
GC
Im not the one who ordered a hopeless servant to go sacrifice his own dear son for me, or command a nation of men to slaughter everyone from another nation including children, except for the young virgin girls to keep to themselves.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 30, 2018 at 9:50 am
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(March 30, 2018 at 9:43 am)Grandizer Wrote: (March 30, 2018 at 1:45 am)Godscreated Wrote: You are even sicker.
GC
Im not the one who ordered a hopeless servant to go sacrifice his own dear son for me, or command a nation of men to slaughter everyone from another nation including children, except for the young virgin girls to keep to themselves.
Deuteronomy 3 (KJV)
6 And we utterly destroyed them, as we did unto Sihon king of Heshbon, utterly destroying the men, women, and children, of every city.
2 King s 15 (KJV)
16 Then Menahem smote Tiphsah, and all that were therein, and the coasts thereof from Tirzah: because they opened not to him, therefore he smote it; and all the women therein that were with child he ripped up.
Isaiah 14 (KJV)
21 Prepare slaughter for his children for the iniquity of their fathers; that they do not rise, nor possess the land, nor fill the face of the world with cities.
22 For I will rise up against them, saith the Lord of hosts, and cut off from Babylon the name, and remnant, and son, and nephew, saith the Lord.
Ezekiel 9 (KJV)
4 And the Lord said unto him, Go through the midst of the city, through the midst of Jerusalem, and set a mark upon the foreheads of the men that sigh and that cry for all the abominations that be done in the midst thereof.
5 And to the others he said in mine hearing, Go ye after him through the city, and smite: let not your eye spare, neither have ye pity:
6 Slay utterly old and young, both maids, and little children, and women: but come not near any man upon whom is the mark; and begin at my sanctuary. Then they began at the ancient men which were before the house.
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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?
March 30, 2018 at 11:16 am
(March 30, 2018 at 1:45 am)Godscreated Wrote: (March 30, 2018 at 1:30 am)Grandizer Wrote: Deep down, that turned you on big time. Admit it.
You are even sicker.
GC
Ah, yes, that familiar indignant huff. Must be hitting too close to the mark for GC’s comfort.
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