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Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
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#61
RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 16, 2018 at 10:19 am
(May 8, 2018 at 6:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 8, 2018 at 6:08 pm)Joods Wrote: Too early.

It's never too early to indulge yourself.

Just last week I was told by my boss it was too early to start drinking.

I said it's never too early.

He then asked me to wait until after the surgery.

Bloody picky people.

He probably didn’t want his favorite surgical guinea pig to bleed out and thus necessitating a new round of burdensome paperwork.
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 16, 2018 at 10:21 am
Popcorn getting stuck in my teeth is just Poppy working his perfect will through the imperfections in the world he created.

Poppy works in mysterious ways.
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 16, 2018 at 12:32 pm
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#64
RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 16, 2018 at 12:37 pm
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#65
RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 16, 2018 at 12:42 pm
(May 16, 2018 at 10:13 am)Drich Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 7:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The existence of popcorn proves that Poppy the Popcorn God is real.

And since HE is real, there can be no question that HE created the universe and is the only True God.

I have presented the evidence to you and any arguments to the contrary are just you in denial and rebellion against these FACTS!

I don't get it..

Is this supposed to be the frame work of a christian argument if so which one?

It's satire, dripshit.  You'll never get it.
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 16, 2018 at 3:52 pm
(May 16, 2018 at 10:19 am)Anomalocaris Wrote:
(May 8, 2018 at 6:30 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: It's never too early to indulge yourself.

Just last week I was told by my boss it was too early to start drinking.

I said it's never too early.

He then asked me to wait until after the surgery.

Bloody picky people.

He probably didn’t want his favorite surgical guinea pig to bleed out and thus necessitating a new round of burdensome paperwork.

No, my boss is just too much of a whiner.

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"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 16, 2018 at 4:50 pm
(May 16, 2018 at 12:42 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
(May 16, 2018 at 10:13 am)Drich Wrote: I don't get it..

Is this supposed to be the frame work of a christian argument if so which one?

It's satire, dripshit.  You'll never get it.

Satire is usually based on poor understanding of your opponent's position. When one can't rightfully destroy an opponent's position with direct point counter point evidence out comes the satire and it's truthie-fulness. Make it uncool rather than unfactual because in a weak mind it is the same thing. 

No I think I get it just fine.
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 16, 2018 at 5:04 pm
I'm kinda surprised this hasn't appeared until now.



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