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Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 8:31 pm (This post was last modified: May 7, 2018 at 8:31 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(May 7, 2018 at 8:23 pm)Fireball Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 8:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote: It's TRUE.  It's TRUE!!!

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I believe!

Is this the first falling out between Poppy and Man!?

No.

Poppy want you to eat HIM.

Basically, Poppy's message to us is "Bite Me!"

Tell me of a god that's more honest.
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 8:35 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 8:31 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 8:23 pm)Fireball Wrote: Is this the first falling out between Poppy and Man!?

No.

Poppy want you to eat HIM.

Basically, Poppy's message to us is "Bite Me!"

Tell me of a god that's more honest.

OK. At least the kernels aren't so obvious, like where he went from food to used food, as it is with unpopped corn that isn't chewed thoroughly.
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 8:36 pm
Then one day Poppy 2.0 said screw you guys, I'm going home.

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#24
RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 8:42 pm
Popping corn, must be dark magic. So sayeth the cooking instructions on the box.
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 8:44 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 8:42 pm)Kit Wrote: Popping corn, must be dark magic. So sayeth the cooking instructions on the box.

But who actually reads instructions?
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 10:43 pm (This post was last modified: May 7, 2018 at 10:45 pm by ignoramus.)
There goes trainsubstation transubstantiation!!!

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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 10:51 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 10:43 pm)ignoramus Wrote: There goes trainsubstation transubstantiation!!!

If I ever catch that autocorrect bot, I'm gonna string him up by his digital balls!

You'll never take autocorrupt aleave!
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 10:52 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 8:09 pm)Minimalist Wrote: It's TRUE.  It's TRUE!!!

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I believe!

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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 11:07 pm (This post was last modified: May 7, 2018 at 11:08 pm by The Valkyrie.)
Poppy for the win.

Also, the complexity of popcorn proves Poppy!
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 11:23 pm (This post was last modified: May 7, 2018 at 11:24 pm by ignoramus.)
Next you'll tell us that the universe just popped into existence 13.8 billion years ago!
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