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Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 11:26 pm
Yes....it's true.

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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 11:29 pm (This post was last modified: May 7, 2018 at 11:35 pm by Anomalocaris.)
The corn love you so much he popped himself so you may eat him. How could you not believe him?
(May 7, 2018 at 7:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The existence of popcorn proves that Poppy the Popcorn God is real.

And since HE is real, there can be no question that HE created the universe and is the only True God.

I have presented the evidence to you and any arguments to the contrary are just you in denial and rebellion against these FACTS!

Thank you very much. You just ruined the song “pop goes the weasel” for me.
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 11:35 pm
Beccs, if you made this thread to get the crazy out and get posted in the crazy posts thread, I'm sorry! This just isn't crazy enough, and neither are you, posting style aside. Funny, though. Big Grin
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 8, 2018 at 3:23 am
(May 7, 2018 at 7:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The existence of popcorn proves that Poppy the Popcorn God is real.

And since HE is real, there can be no question that HE created the universe and is the only True God.

I have presented the evidence to you and any arguments to the contrary are just you in denial and rebellion against these FACTS!

You said you presented evidence. A true believer would have said they presented proof.

I think this is a satire thread.
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 8, 2018 at 4:04 am
I like the way she KNOWS that he's a HE!

I think she may have tasted some: uhmm ..how to say...

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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 8, 2018 at 6:27 am (This post was last modified: May 8, 2018 at 6:29 am by Edwardo Piet.)
(May 7, 2018 at 7:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The existence of popcorn proves that Poppy the Popcorn God is real.

And since HE is real, there can be no question that HE created the universe and is the only True God.

I have presented the evidence to you and any arguments to the contrary are just you in denial and rebellion against these FACTS!

Am I the prophet then? Because I have been eating bags and bags of the stuff lately. Look, here I am with two right here:

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Joke LOL

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I don't expect anyone to take this seriously. And that's fine. As I almost always change my mind and when I say stuff like this it's almost always meaningless because of that. But I say what I think anyway... and there may indeed come a time when feelings such as these stick with me.





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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 8, 2018 at 2:43 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 11:29 pm)Anomalocaris Wrote: The corn love you so much he popped himself so you may eat him. How could you not believe him?
(May 7, 2018 at 7:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The existence of popcorn proves that Poppy the Popcorn God is real.

And since HE is real, there can be no question that HE created the universe and is the only True God.

I have presented the evidence to you and any arguments to the contrary are just you in denial and rebellion against these FACTS!

Thank you very much. You just ruined the song “pop goes the weasel” for me.

Well, that usually involves weasels and microwave ovens.

But...
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 8, 2018 at 3:40 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 8:09 pm)Joods Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 8:05 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Poppy will get you, heathen!

Yeah, yeah, yeah. 



You know, Poppy likes it when you swallow his seed...
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#39
RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 8, 2018 at 3:43 pm
(May 8, 2018 at 3:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 8:09 pm)Joods Wrote: Yeah, yeah, yeah. 



You know, Poppy likes it when you swallow his seed...

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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 8, 2018 at 3:49 pm
(May 8, 2018 at 3:43 pm)Joods Wrote:
(May 8, 2018 at 3:40 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: You know, Poppy likes it when you swallow his seed...

As long as you're joining in on the fun  Angel

Strangely, I'm not very fond of popcorn.

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