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Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
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Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 7:16 pm (This post was last modified: May 7, 2018 at 8:32 pm by The Valkyrie.)
The existence of popcorn proves that Poppy the Popcorn God is real.

And since HE is real, there can be no question that HE created the universe and is the only True God.

I have presented the evidence to you and any arguments to the contrary are just you in denial and rebellion against these FACTS!
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 7:20 pm (This post was last modified: May 7, 2018 at 7:21 pm by Foxaèr.)
Silly patriarchy. Everyone knows it's a corn Goddess.
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 7:20 pm
I know he's the One True God. I met Orville Redenbacher once.
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 7:21 pm
In the beginning was open fire, and the kernel popped, and it was good, though sometimes it burned. Poppy invented the skillet and saw that it was good, and popcorn was made this way for many years. Then some wise man invented the microwave tube for radio communications, and lo the divinely inspired discovery was made to use for Poppy's golden corn, and seldom a scorched kernel is found. This is the word of Poppy according to Saint Fireball.
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 7:24 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 7:20 pm)Kit Wrote: Silly patriarchy. Everyone knows it's a corn Goddess.

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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 7:27 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 7:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The existence of popcorn proves that Poppy the Popcorn God is real.

And since HE is real, there can be no question the HE created the universe and is the only True God.

I have presented the evidence to you and any arguments to the contrary are just you in denial and rebellion against these FACTS!

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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 7:42 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 7:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 7:20 pm)Kit Wrote: Silly patriarchy. Everyone knows it's a corn Goddess.

Heathen!

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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 7:44 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 7:42 pm)Kit Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 7:24 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: Heathen!

Yes, that's my middle name. Cool

I assumed you middle name was "Target"?
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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 7:45 pm (This post was last modified: May 7, 2018 at 7:48 pm by The Valkyrie.)
(May 7, 2018 at 7:27 pm)Joods Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 7:16 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: The existence of popcorn proves that Poppy the Popcorn God is real.

And since HE is real, there can be no question the HE created the universe and is the only True God.

I have presented the evidence to you and any arguments to the contrary are just you in denial and rebellion against these FACTS!

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RE: Popcorn Proves Poppy the Pop Corn God.
May 7, 2018 at 7:46 pm
(May 7, 2018 at 7:44 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote:
(May 7, 2018 at 7:42 pm)Kit Wrote: Yes, that's my middle name. Cool

I assumed you middle name was "Target"?

Nah, that's my Halloween costume. A target on my behind. Naughty
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