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RE: Substitutionary Atonement! WTF?
June 12, 2018 at 1:48 pm
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I remember that time that I prayed real hard to Nolan Ryan to cure my nanas cancer.
Also, all those trips we took to the church of Nolan.
Did you know that Nolan Ryans magic books says we came from snake people?
Homosexuality is an abomination unto Nolan Ryan.
Deep down, everyone knows that Nolan Ryan is the greatest pitcher that ever lived...but some people won;t admit it because they want to keep sinning.
Verily I worship at the altar of Ryan! Or..maybe..you;re a complete and utter moron who doesn;t know how words work..and stews for years over silly shit? I still can;t understand why you;d make your god the brunt of a bunch of nolan ryan jokes.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Substitutionary Atonement! WTF?
June 12, 2018 at 1:53 pm
(June 12, 2018 at 1:48 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Did you know that Nolan Ryans magic books says we came from snake people?
I always knew there was something about knuckle-ball pitchers but had no idea they were that powerful. All hail the Niekro brothers!
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June 12, 2018 at 1:54 pm
Heresy! The gospel of ryan demands that I do jihad to you now.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Substitutionary Atonement! WTF?
June 12, 2018 at 1:55 pm
(June 12, 2018 at 1:48 pm)Khemikal Wrote: I remember that time that I prayed real hard to Nolan Ryan to cure my nanas cancer.
Also, all those trips we took to the church of Nolan.
Did you know that Nolan Ryans magic books says we came from snake people?
Homosexuality is an abomination unto Nolan Ryan.
Deep down, everyone knows that Nolan Ryan is the greatest pitcher that ever lived...but some people won;t admit it because they want to keep sinning.
Verily I worship at the altar of Ryan! Or..maybe..you;re a complete and utter moron who doesn;t know how words work..and stews for years over silly shit? I still can;t understand why you;d make your god the brunt of a bunch of nolan ryan jokes.
Who?
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Substitutionary Atonement! WTF?
June 12, 2018 at 1:56 pm
You know who..it;s written onto your heart.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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June 12, 2018 at 1:57 pm
(June 12, 2018 at 1:56 pm)Khemikal Wrote: You know who..it;s written onto your heart.
I CAN look, you know.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
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RE: Substitutionary Atonement! WTF?
June 12, 2018 at 1:58 pm
(June 12, 2018 at 1:55 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 12, 2018 at 1:48 pm)Khemikal Wrote: I remember that time that I prayed real hard to Nolan Ryan to cure my nanas cancer.
Also, all those trips we took to the church of Nolan.
Did you know that Nolan Ryans magic books says we came from snake people?
Homosexuality is an abomination unto Nolan Ryan.
Deep down, everyone knows that Nolan Ryan is the greatest pitcher that ever lived...but some people won;t admit it because they want to keep sinning.
Verily I worship at the altar of Ryan! Or..maybe..you;re a complete and utter moron who doesn;t know how words work..and stews for years over silly shit? I still can;t understand why you;d make your god the brunt of a bunch of nolan ryan jokes.
Who?
Who? God, of course.
I keep forgetting you aren't American, so you haven't been exposed to the truth. Let me share with you the good news, according to the book of Major League Baseball . . . .
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RE: Substitutionary Atonement! WTF?
June 12, 2018 at 2:01 pm
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(June 12, 2018 at 1:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: (June 12, 2018 at 1:56 pm)Khemikal Wrote: You know who..it;s written onto your heart.
I CAN look, you know.
If you look at another pitcher you;ve already sinned in your heart. Do you know what Nolan Ryan does to sinners!
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Substitutionary Atonement! WTF?
June 12, 2018 at 2:06 pm
(June 12, 2018 at 2:01 pm)Khemikal Wrote: (June 12, 2018 at 1:57 pm)The Valkyrie Wrote: I CAN look, you know.
If you look at another pitcher you;ve already sinned in your heart. Do you know what Nolan Ryan does to sinners!
. . . especially the ones who crowd the plate.
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RE: Substitutionary Atonement! WTF?
June 12, 2018 at 3:11 pm
(June 12, 2018 at 1:26 pm)Huggy74 Wrote: (June 12, 2018 at 12:10 pm)Khemikal Wrote: Every time I think you;ve reached peak huggster..you dig deep and prove me wrong, lol.
For clarity, are you comparing your own god....and how you feel about that god.....to how a kid in little league feels about Nolan Ryan....? What part of this do you want me to take seriously?
Worship is simply the feeling of reverence or adoration.
Plenty of kids worship God, so no need to make a comparison with me.
You were saying that the creator of the universe wasn't worthy of worship, but clearly a pitcher is...
lol
The pitcher is real. There's no evidence for the creator of the universe. And even if there was, how do you get from that to a petty idiot who only cares about a dozen people on a speck of dirt on a very small planet? And what's even worse, you aren't one of this dozen people?
Read Titus 1:14.
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